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Keeps shitting in my garden  Got any ideas on what I can do to stop it? I've heard that moth balls can work, or putting down a piece of hose that looks like a snake. I'm actually thinking of buying a rubber snake  |
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 17, 2020, 20:17:15 » |
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Keeps shitting in my garden Got any ideas on what I can do to stop it? I've heard that moth balls can work, or putting down a piece of hose that looks like a snake. I'm actually thinking of buying a rubber snake I fucking hate cats. Serve no purpose whatsoever. Other than keeping a myriad of lonely females company at night. Amount of wildlife they each kill every year is phenomenal and people wonder why there are no birds about like there used to be. Plus they never, oh, never shit in anyone’s garden cause they always use the litter box, my arse do they. Diana .22 should do. |
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 17, 2020, 20:21:10 » |
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Try Lion dung pellets.
No idea if they work as I’ve never tried them, as I have a cat.
Cats are ace, by the way. If you don’t like cats you’re clearly a cunt.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 17, 2020, 20:28:08 » |
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Get a dog.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 17, 2020, 20:40:28 » |
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Cats are ace. But, if you do want to deter them, bury citrus peel everywhere. They hate it.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 05:54:31 » |
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Cats always bury their turds. If it's on the grass its a fox.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 06:14:18 » |
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Cats always bury their turds. If it's on the grass its a fox.
Not so. |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 06:15:41 » |
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Try Lion dung pellets.
No idea if they work as I’ve never tried them, as I have a cat.
Cats are ace, by the way. If you don’t like cats you’re clearly a cunt.
If you have a cat and you call people who don’t like them a cunt, then it is plainly obvious you’re a bigger cunt. |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 06:24:23 » |
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Cats always bury their turds. If it's on the grass its a fox.
This is a total misconception, held mostly by owners of cats. The cats in my part of town are always shitting on the pavers used for the car parking areas. I'm sick of clearing it up after they've visited. The smell is disgusting. There's a visitors parking bay next to mine which is a favourite spot because it's sheltered by a garden wall. |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 06:25:39 » |
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Put a dishwasher in the garden.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 06:54:09 » |
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Lot of non owning cat experts all of a sudden. Anyway I train mine to shit next door so I dont care what they do with it really.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 08:39:40 » |
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Informally adopt a neighbours cat, seriously, twice now (both at our previous house and now here) we have had neighbours with cats and made a fuss of them when they are in our garden, cats don't soil their own territory so they don't crap in our garden and as they feel its their gaff they chase all the others out! Win win!
Bloody weasels however are another thing!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 08:40:11 » |
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Lot of non owning cat experts all of a sudden. Anyway I train mine to shit next door so I dont care what they do with it really.
I think this thread is rather reinforcing the idea that cats are actually a pretty good judge of character, |
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 09:06:51 » |
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Curry or Chili power. Not joking, sprinkle it around the edge of the garden, they wont come in.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 09:19:17 » |
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Curry or Chili power. Not joking, sprinkle it around the edge of the garden, they wont come in.
Used coffee grinds too does a decent job of detering them. |
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