Lazy Bastard

[Skinny Pete]

I only work part time but one of my 'colleagues' is the laziest, skiving fucker I've ever known.

I told him to his face he was a lazy cunt this morning - which went down well - but all it's done is to make the shagger even worse.

I'm not one for squealing but he's doing my head in.

Any ideas?

[4D]

What does he do? Or not as the case may be.

[Pax Romana]

How about working even harder to make up for his shortfall?

That way the company doesn't lose out and everyone is happy.

[4D]

Do paperboys ride tandems these days? 

[Ells]

Why not squeal? It's not like you haven't tried to tell him yourself. Perhaps someone higher up will make him get his arse in gear.

Unless you work for the Mafia or something. I didn't know they had part time opportunities available though

[Skinny Pete]

Work in a warehouse. He disappears better than Houdini. Wanders around, sits on the shitter texting - even caught him napping in the back of an empty trailer!

[horlock07]

Work in a warehouse. He disappears better than Houdini. Wanders around, sits on the shitter texting - even caught him napping in the back of an empty trailer!

At least you havent caught him having a wank.... yet.

Mate of mine used to work in a warehouse, he reckoned he could fit 3-4 in during a 10 hour shift.

[Skinny Pete]

Sure it wasn't a whorehouse?

[horlock07]

Sure it wasn't a whorehouse?

Nope definitely a warehouse,

[Sippo]

Are you his line manager?

If not, it's not your issue unless it affects your work.

[Reg Smeeton]

I worked in a supermarket warehouse after I left school, used to spend my time when things were quiet trying to pull the female checkout operators...or taking the piss out of the boss, Gareth Keenan style.

[Sippo]

I've worked in Iceland warehouse, and there was one bloke who used to stick chocolate, mostly flakes, into his socks....

[Reg Smeeton]

I've worked in Iceland warehouse, and there was one bloke who used to stick chocolate, mostly flakes, into his socks....

There has always been a strand within the British worker, for doing little things which make the job a bit more bearable.

Of course as the post war world has " progressed " and we're seen to be in the gobal race, the ruling classes and their political wing, have sought ways to return working conditions to the 19th Century, when we were world leaders in such things as child labour, work place fatality and slum housing conditions endemic with disease.

Which is why Tory ministers like Jeremy Hunt, can with a straight face extol the virtues of wage reduction, cuts in working tax credit, and dispensing with EU working time directives, by Brexit, as a means of making people work harder and longer to be more like the Chinese.

[horlock07]

There has always been a strand within the British worker, for doing little things which make the job a bit more bearable.

Of course as the post war world has " progressed " and we're seen to be in the gobal race, the ruling classes and their political wing, have sought ways to return working conditions to the 19th Century, when we were world leaders in such things as child labour, work place fatality and slum housing conditions endemic with disease.

Which is why Tory ministers like Jeremy Hunt, can with a straight face extol the virtues of wage reduction, cuts in working tax credit, and dispensing with EU working time directives, by Brexit, as a means of making people work harder and longer to be more like the Chinese.

 

[Ells]

Reg is now blaming the Tories for the fact that people no longer put chocolate in their shoes