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« Reply #15 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 15:05:11 » |
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Reg is now blaming the Tories for the fact that people no longer put chocolate in their shoes
You must have heard the phrase 'Margaret Thatcher, stolen flake snatcher'...  |
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Ells
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 15:08:23 » |
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You must have heard the phrase 'Margaret Thatcher, stolen flake snatcher'... Ding dong the Twix is dead |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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DarloSTFC84
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 15:12:09 » |
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Ding dong the Twix is dead
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Roaming the land while you sleep..
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That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 15:13:54 » |
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A ripple of applause.
Anyway, back on topic...
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 15:19:44 » |
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Reg is now blaming the Tories for the fact that people no longer put chocolate in their shoes
Typical media distortion, I'm holding them accountable for insertion of chocolate into socks. Shoes are a different matter altogether. |
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Berniman
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 15:27:19 » |
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I only work part time but one of my 'colleagues' is the laziest, skiving fucker I've ever known.
I told him to his face he was a lazy cunt this morning - which went down well - but all it's done is to make the shagger even worse.
I'm not one for squealing but he's doing my head in.
Any ideas?
Do your job really well and then bring it to the managements attention the difference between yours and his productivity. Make a suggestion that they bin him and make you full time (if that's what you want of course). Management won't see it as squealing, especially if it saves them money and ups productivity. With regards to what he thinks, fuck him. |
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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DV
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 16:01:36 » |
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Bring it to your managers attention.
He will arrange a chat with said employee - he'll bring his Union Rep.
The Union Rep will counter claim that the manager is bullying and harassing said employee by picking on him and monitoring his productivity.
....and nothing changes!
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 16:12:19 » |
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I'm not going to squeal on him. I thought I could shame him into pulling his finger out, but he genuinely doesn't give a shit that I have him sussed.
Apart from annoying the shit out of me it really has little impact on me.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 17:24:47 » |
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I've worked in Iceland warehouse, and there was one bloke who used to stick chocolate, mostly flakes, into his socks....
I though this was going to be about Bushy Boy.... |
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Mother Brown
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 18:59:50 » |
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Shrink wrap him to a pallet and shut the trailer doors.
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Red Frog
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 11:50:38 » |
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Management must be monumentally shit if they haven't noticed anything.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sűr ŕ propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Honkytonk
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, November 16, 2015, 09:07:44 » |
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Just make his life difficult. Is that not the standard thing for lazy arseholes at work?
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, November 16, 2015, 11:36:08 » |
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Bring it to your managers attention.
He will arrange a chat with said employee - he'll bring his Union Rep.
The Union Rep will counter claim that the manager is bullying and harassing said employee by picking on him and monitoring his productivity.
....and nothing changes!
There speaks the weary voice of an ex-manager... |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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DV
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, November 16, 2015, 11:38:20 » |
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Current, when they need it! Ex when they don't.
Best/Worst of both worlds.
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, November 16, 2015, 18:46:45 » |
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I'm not going to squeal on him. I thought I could shame him into pulling his finger out, but he genuinely doesn't give a shit that I have him sussed.
Apart from annoying the shit out of me it really has little impact on me.
So why worry then, it's not like your work is very important is it..... |
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