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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2015, 23:22:25 »

 Cheesy

I'm not knocking people's choices really. I just personally find them very unattractive and as LucienSanchez says, there's a high adoption rate amongst absolute bellends which can't help. 

I can certainly empathise with laziness though.
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2015, 23:53:18 »

Wasn't really a new year resolution but I think I gave up smoking around the 1st last year and have kept it up.

Going for losing all the weight I've put on as a result of not smoking any more this year. Got about 3 stone to lose.
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 01:08:16 »

beards smell and are worn by hippy dudes who don't wash around the frenulum
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 01:13:55 »

I'm going to make an effort to be happier. Not in a hedonistic way, just identify the things I do and ways I live that don't add anything to my life and cut them out.

I'm going to put on weight and be fucking wasted for 12 months.
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 01:15:59 »

carry on that man !!!
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 09:53:07 »

beards smell and are worn by hippy dudes who don't wash around the frenulum

What's a frenulum Ron? 

I really dislike old man's beard....not the similarly named autumnal display of sepals, on our native clematis...Traveller's Joy, which is a fine thing, but the dirty scraggly things that some old boys sport...terrible.

In homage to fB as Edward Lear put it...

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!—
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 10:22:08 »

The frenulum is the banjo string, Reg!
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 10:29:13 »

The frenulum is the banjo string, Reg!

You learn something every day  Smiley

I suppose it escaped me through a lack of interest in other blokes knobs.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 12:54:05 »

The frenulum is the banjo string, Reg!

That's the perineum. A frenulum is any piece of tissue that restricts movement between two organs, ie the little bit that joins the bottom of your tongue to your lower mouth.
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 13:03:10 »

I thought the perineum was the bit between your arse and your balls a.k.a. the gooch.
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 13:22:24 »

I thought the perineum was the bit between your arse and your balls a.k.a. the gooch.

as a cyclist would know  Grin
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 13:40:44 »

I thought the perineum was the bit between your arse and your balls a.k.a. the gooch.
The grundle.
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 13:43:47 »

The grundle.

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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 14:33:38 »

 I'm confused now....I thought the perineum, was the bit on a bird between the fanny and arse, that's rather nice to lick  Smiley
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2015, 14:35:02 »

I'm confused now....I thought the perineum, was the bit on a bird between the fanny and arse, that's rather nice to lick  Smiley

The chinrest ?
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