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« on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 11:32:33 » |
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Ok...
So I'm apparently taking part in a works Secret Santa... the person who I've drawn out is a South African lad who's a buddhist... the limit is £5...
Ideas anyone?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 11:35:49 » |
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 11:36:02 » |
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 11:38:52 » |
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Give him the fiver
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 11:46:16 » |
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I was always bemused by non-christians taking part in secret santa.
I once had to buy for a female jewish solicitor in her 50's. I got something relevant to her religion (some chocolate coins and made a home made spinning top).
If there is anything in the Buddhist calendar at this time of year go with that. Or just a load of incense.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 12:29:56 » |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 12:33:27 » |
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South African?
Biltong. Unless he's vegetarian, in which case rusks or similar.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 12:38:56 » |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 12:51:07 » |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 12:52:46 » |
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Winner!
Unfortunately I think its over the price limit, I think it was £12 on Amazon! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 13:08:53 » |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 14:40:36 » |
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Secret Santa is a load of old Bollocks. Just wrap up a big turd and give them that, it will be as much use as anything else you buy for someone you probably hardly know and dont particularly like.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 15:13:54 » |
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How about gift voucher for elocution lessons.....
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 15:41:32 » |
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Slightly over the price limit but not by much. And you do get a pair so you could keep one for yourself  http://www.wanksock.com/ |
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, December 3, 2014, 18:44:31 » |
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