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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 15:14:24 » |
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Just had a text saying I've been approved for £4150 for an accident I had recently.
Seeing as everything has already been settled I'm guessing it's another scam
I had a call saying i could get compensation for an accident, So I say ahh that it must be the time when I fell off my unicycle and ran over a clown who is now trying to sue me for his dry cleaning bill to remove the custard pie stains,( or something along those lines) I kept this up for ages and the bloke was obviously typing it up as a report, it then clicked with him i was taking the piss and he put his suppervisor on who had a go at me for wasting their time  |
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 15:16:11 » |
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I had a call saying i could get compensation for an accident, So I say ahh that it must be the time when I fell off my unicycle and ran over a clown who is now trying to sue me for his dry cleaning bill to remove the custard pie stains,( or something along those lines) I kept this up for ages and the bloke was obviously typing it up as a report, it then clicked with him i was taking the piss and he put his suppervisor on who had a go at me for wasting their time You were cold called and then chastised for wasting 'their' time? Nice! |
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 15:52:24 » |
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Just start singing down the phone to them, ask if they have any requests.
Or just say 'I don't live here, I'm the cleaner'
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 15:54:41 » |
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I had a call saying i could get compensation for an accident, So I say ahh that it must be the time when I fell off my unicycle and ran over a clown who is now trying to sue me for his dry cleaning bill to remove the custard pie stains,( or something along those lines) I kept this up for ages and the bloke was obviously typing it up as a report, it then clicked with him i was taking the piss and he put his suppervisor on who had a go at me for wasting their time More absolute bullshit. £1000 says you never had this conversation. |
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 16:02:38 » |
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So you've never been run over with a unicycle then Dave?  |
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 16:04:26 » |
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More absolute bullshit.
£1000 says you never had this conversation.
well seeing as I recorded it you better have your grand ready, like i said thats not word for word but near enough. will upload shortly |
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 16:04:59 » |
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in fact if you get me a season ticket we can call it quits
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 16:07:40 » |
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well seeing as I recorded it you better have your grand ready, like i said thats not word for word but near enough.
will upload shortly
I, and probably everyone else on here hopes you did! |
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 16:11:53 » |
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I'll do a Kevin Keegan If that happens |
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 16:32:55 » |
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Brilliant! Brilliant! That is absolutely cracking!   |
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 19:13:38 » |
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Just start singing down the phone to them, ask if they have any requests.
Or just say 'I don't live here, I'm the cleaner'
Did tell one that I didn't actually live here - but I was the local burglar! |
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 19:14:59 » |
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Kerching. Nice grand earned
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 20:03:45 » |
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Must have been transferred to your bank by now surely?
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, February 20, 2014, 20:20:34 » |
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Must have been transferred to your bank by now surely?
You would have thought so when its cleared I will get a round in for all TEFers |
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