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« Reply #15 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 19:28:19 »

There's a discussion about drilling Jessica Ennis and you sad saps go back to talking about football formations. For shame.

sorry about that.

Suppose she must be quite flexible, given she can hurdle. But her stomach is too muscely.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 20:02:33 »

Imagine what he pelvic floor muscles are like though. She'd squeeze you dry.
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 20:12:52 »

I reckon you wouldn't even have to move much, just whack it in and let her do the work.

If I can make rolling waves with my beer gut (which I can), then Jessica could surely make rolling waves inside her vaj.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 20:31:37 »

I don't get the Ennis thing...seems like a lovely girl....but frankly a bit asexual. I don't think you should conflate extreme physical fitness with knowing waht your fanny is for.

Cooper has now got a daunting series of matches coming up....needs to get at least 6 points from the next 6 games.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 21:02:07 »

I don't get the Ennis thing...seems like a lovely girl....but frankly a bit asexual. I don't think you should conflate extreme physical fitness with knowing waht your fanny is for.

Cooper has now got a daunting series of matches coming up....needs to get at least 6 points from the next 6 games.
Love the way that you transitioned effortlessly between both aspects of this thread without skipping a beat! :-)
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 21:38:29 »

I don't get the hype about her, 7/10, ok but not a stunner.
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 23:42:58 »

Fair play to Sheff U, for naming a stand after her though....we could have had the Lesley Anne Skeete stand if she'd been a bit quicker at the Barcelona Olympics.  She used to train on the athletics running track on the CG extension, whilst Glenn was coaching, using the jumping area for ball skills.  Not much funding back then.
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, December 16, 2013, 23:48:07 »

And I remember one to the tune of the welsh thing sung as we descended into the 4th, just prior to Lou Mac-

We don't play for adulation,
We don't play for victory,
We just play for relegation,
Mighty Swindon Town are we,
Balls to Oxford,
Balls to Oxford,
We won't play you any more..........etc
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, December 18, 2013, 09:02:44 »

I think there were a few chants of "lets all go to speedway" in the latter Danny Williams / Bobby Smith eras.
And then there was the classic "Gerry Cottles Red & White army" at 'Nam in the King days.

i remember those chants in the town end
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