Best headline EVER

[kerry red]

When I was in Ireland the Tipperary paper had a headline

'Man Attacks Man With Candle'

I've got the clipping somewhere

[Ardiles]

One I think I've mentioned on here before...from our very own Adver, no less:

Parkin Fears Jock's Trap
Saturday, Aug 12th 2006

Rochdale, managed by Steve Parkin, were visiting the County Ground that day.  And Steve was wary of the threat provided by Lee Peacock, who he had worked with at Mansfield earlier in his career.

[RedRag]

"Queen in brawl at Palace" proclaimed London's Evening Standard paper stands ......

referring to Crystal Palace striker Gerry Queen's Saturday afternoon activities (many, many years ago)

[Exiled Bob]

This one was a classic from The Sun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/144406/Marks-Benders.html

All the more so because I knew the bloke in question.

[RedRag]

The Sun makes the Daily Mail look progressive

I have to say, SuperCali nicked or not, this is the second brilliant Sun Headline and there is no, er, organ that boasts quite such an irreverent and creative (ab)use of the English Language

[ibelieveinmrreeves]

There was one on sky sports a little while ago (can't seem to fin it now) about Jo Kuffour wanting to leave somewhere (Gills?) which read "Go on now Jo, walk out Kuffour"

[horlock07]

A friend of a friend used to be a sub editor on the local rag in Norwich and when Newcastle sacked Kenny Dalglish ran the headline 'Oh my god they sacked Kenny'