|
kerry red
|
 |
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:10:10 » |
|
Clive Dunn did, apparently it wasnt natural causes.
Now that was a genuinely funny comment! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
4D
That was definately my last game, honest
 Offline
Posts: 23507
I can't bear it 🙄
|
|
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:17:03 » |
|
best not do any christmas shopping this weekend then
That could be a good excuse to use. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
kerry red
|
|
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:19:59 » |
|
Anyone remember the old Derek & Clive sketch on the end of the world?
'Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?' etc
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ardiles
Offline
Posts: 11588
Stirlingshire Reds
|
|
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:37:01 » |
|
Someone, somewhere is always predicting the end of the world. This year it's the turn of the Mayans. Last year it was a Christian fundamentalist called Harold Camping who was widely reported as predicting the Rapture, which would take place on October 21st, 2011. Needless to say, it didn't. Here's the best bit from the link: In March 2012 Camping "humbly acknowledged" that he had been mistaken, that his attempt to predict a date was "sinful", and that his critics had been right in pointing to the scriptural text "of that day and hour knoweth no man". He said he is now searching the Bible "even more fervently... not to find dates, but to be more faithful in our understanding. |
|
|
|
« Last Edit: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:38:48 by Ardiles »
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
kerry red
|
|
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:40:14 » |
|
And, of course, someone, sometime will actually be right
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Exiled Bob
Offline
Posts: 1562
Likes a moan
|
|
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:54:02 » |
|
Anyone foolish enough to try to predict the end of the world is always going to be on a loser. If they are wrong they end up looking a prat. If they are right nobody would be around to boast to about it anyway.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Mexicano Rojo
Offline
Posts: 11953
Demasiado no es demasiado
|
|
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 16:55:48 » |
|
I once had a short romance with a mayan girl, she was stunning, most mayan women are. The men look fucking ugly mind.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ardiles
Offline
Posts: 11588
Stirlingshire Reds
|
|
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 17:08:03 » |
|
I once had a short romance sex with a mayan girl, she was stunning, most mayan women are. The men look fucking ugly mind.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
kerry red
|
|
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 17:13:45 » |
|
I once had a short romance with a mayan girl, she was stunning, most mayan women are. The men look fucking ugly mind.
You didn't shag one of them as well. did you? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Reg Smeeton
Walking Encyclopaedia
Offline
Posts: 34913
|
|
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 17:22:35 » |
|
I once had a short romance with a mayan girl, she was stunning, most mayan women are. The men look fucking ugly mind.
I once had a very short encounter with a bird whose father was a Mayan Mexican and mother from Belize, she looked like an Aztec...mad as a box of frogs and she chucked a pint of water over me, when I told her I wasn't looking for a shag. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
kerry red
|
|
« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 17:30:58 » |
|
But did she chuck a baby off the top of a pyramid?
And why didn't you shag her?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Reg Smeeton
Walking Encyclopaedia
Offline
Posts: 34913
|
|
« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, December 12, 2012, 17:40:17 » |
|
But did she chuck a baby off the top of a pyramid?
And why didn't you shag her?
First question...quite possibly Second question...I might have done, all I said was I wasn't looking for a shag, which at that precise time was true. The water dousing, although it was a proper hot summer night, made up my mind. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ginginho
Offline
Posts: 6970
|
|
« Reply #27 on: Thursday, December 20, 2012, 16:23:24 » |
|
[url width=320 height=381]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p210/smaisey/184533_465038016866409_868621845_n_zps14a2d7ac.jpg[/url]
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
kerry red
|
|
« Reply #28 on: Thursday, December 20, 2012, 16:45:17 » |
|
11.11 tomorrow if anyone needs a last quick shag!
That Calendar had to end some time FFS
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Flashheart
|
|
« Reply #29 on: Thursday, December 20, 2012, 16:47:22 » |
|
So does the end of the world progressively sweep through the time zones? Will I be one of the first TEFers to pop my clogs?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
