Paranormal Activity?

[Dostoyevsky]

The best "whoosh" of all time

Hi Fred,

Got to catch a train this morning to Bath, sadly missing the game, come on you Reds, here's one for all us Swindon fans which seems very appropriate, got to go to bed for an hour.

Best wishes to all

[Fred Elliot]

Hello there

Go and have a lie down love x

[Samdy Gray]

Shady?

Has to be.

[Batch]

The medium just rang, she said "Flashart you utter utter utter cunt, you just ruined my punchline. Cunt."

[Samdy Gray]

I went out for my work Christmas do last night. My main consisted of pheasant (delicious, by the way) but after discovering a lead shot in one mouthful it really brought it home to me that not long ago this poor bird was wandering freely upon the earth until some person with a gun came along and shot it.

That feeling lingered with me for the rest of the night. As I lay in bed trying to get to sleep it felt like the pheasant had actually come alive within my stomach and was attempting the peck its way out, really playing on and deepening my guilt about eating the bird. This really disturbed me, my mind racing with thoughts of what had become of the bird and how I'd played some part in ending it's life somewhat prematurely.

Turns out it was just wind.

[donkey]

The medium just rang, she said "Flashart you utter utter utter cunt, you just ruined my punchline. Cunt."

You have Mr Flibble as your avatar, and take a Lister story, and think no-one's coming in early with the punchline...naive at best. 

And the line is (I think)...'It turns out shoes have soles.'

[Reg Smeeton]

I went out for my work Christmas do last night. My main consisted of pheasant (delicious, by the way) but after discovering a lead shot in one mouthful it really brought it home to me that not long ago this poor bird was wandering freely upon the earth until some person with a gun came along and shot it.

That feeling lingered with me for the rest of the night. As I lay in bed trying to get to sleep it felt like the pheasant had actually come alive within my stomach and was attempting the peck its way out, really playing on and deepening my guilt about eating the bird. This really disturbed me, my mind racing with thoughts of what had become of the bird and how I'd played some part in ending it's life somewhat prematurely.

Turns out it was just wind.

 

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

This thread has helped my hangover nicely.

[pauld]

Batch is never a medium though. XL easily

[Batch]

You have Mr Flibble as your avatar, and take a Lister story, and think no-one's coming in early with the punchline...naive at best. 

And the line is (I think)...'It turns out shoes have soles.'

Yes, yes I did.

There is always some somewhere who hasn't heard it....

[sonicyouth]

Shady?

without a shadow of doubt.

[Langers]

without a shadow of doubt.

Good call tans, who else would take a holiday to Merythr?

[Dostoyevsky]

Turned out to be a lovely weekend away, don't knock it until you tried it. I am not shadey, been a little naughty at times in my younger days of inebriation but i'm a reformed character

[Coca Fola]

I woke up in Gatwick airport this morning, with no recollection of how I got there.

[DRS]

Turned out to be a lovely weekend away, don't knock it until you tried it. I am not shadey, been a little naughty at times in my younger days of inebriation but i'm a reformed character

Hi.Could you set up an account in the female ghost whisperers name and just post what she says. Good lad

Swindon Til I Die

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