Weekend in Calne

[4D]

Not planning to do much this weekend, apart from the usual grocery shopping and going to the dump. Although I've lived here all my life, can anyone reveal any hidden gems?

[suttonred]

Pretty sure you've already covered them.

[Shaw Rosso]

Not planning to do much this weekend, apart from the usual grocery shopping and going to the dump. Although I've lived here all my life, can anyone reveal any hidden gems?

Although not very hidden, and not that much of a gem, the road out of Calne is one of the limited highlights.

[Fred Elliot]

Not planning to do much this weekend, apart from the usual grocery shopping and going to the dump. Although I've lived here all my life, can anyone reveal any hidden gems?

Fuck me

This is just getting stupid 4D

 

[Reg Smeeton]

Good stuff...I got a bit confused earlier, when seeing Jayo who I thought was in Paris, but obviously not.

My best Calne experience was shagging  a 17 year old bird, in a Ford Anglia, in the car park of John Bentley School (I was 16 at the time)...so not much help really.

[Samdy Gray]

You little rapscallion, you!

[kerry red]

Would have thought a bottle of scotch and a loaded Luger whould do the business

[No Longer Posh Red]

Good stuff...I got a bit confused earlier, when seeing Jayo who I thought was in Paris, but obviously not.

My best Calne experience was shagging  a 17 year old bird, in a Ford Anglia, in the car park of John Bentley School (I was 16 at the time)...so not much help really.

North or South?

i.e. outside the Sports Centre, or the Cop Shop.  If it's the latter then that was all the more impressive 


Although never a native but having gone there for secondary school, outside of sitting in the pub & the inevitable fights there wasn't much of interest in Calne at all

[Reg Smeeton]

North or South?

i.e. outside the Sports Centre, or the Cop Shop.  If it's the latter then that was all the more impressive 


Although never a native but having gone there for secondary school, outside of sitting in the pub & the inevitable fights there wasn't much of interest in Calne at all

I don't remember, it was a very long time ago...my Swindon school had a reciprocal arrangement with Bentley, whereby house captains, head boy/girl etc and other associated swots, where invited to each others social functions. The Calne lot thought it might be good for their kids to get some Swindon sophistication, this being the late 60's...I was happy to oblige 

[jonah]

Good stuff...I got a bit confused earlier, when seeing Jayo who I thought was in Paris, but obviously not.

My best Calne experience was shagging  a 17 year old bird, in a Ford Anglia, in the car park of John Bentley School (I was 16 at the time)...so not much help really.

Daddy!!!!! 

[kerry red]

And I always thought shagging wasn't invented until the 1980s

[No Longer Posh Red]

Late 60's would have been The Bentley Grammar, rather than John Bentley.

Also, the idea of Swindon sophistication made me laugh

[Batch]

Also, the idea of Swindon sophistication made me laugh

But it was in comparison to Calne.

[4D]

I remember when we had the white horse pub, there used to be one parking space out the front. The local joke was that it was reserved for ambulances or police cars.

[Dostoyevsky]

Count your blessings 4D. I'm in a room above a pub in St Annes, Nottingham, which is an area that the off-licensee has just told me is the gun capital of England  Pretty shite day, rain sodden, but enjoyed the piss up in the Olde Trip to Jerusalem with a splinter group of the London Reds. Hooter's wasn't for them.