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« Reply #15 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:49:35 »

Trade them in for magic beans and hope for a beanstalk
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:53:28 »

Use the greyhounds to train them and create a successful stable of racing goats

Nicely done...
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 17:02:43 »

I'd speak to Tom from Craggy Island.

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kerry red

« Reply #18 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 17:46:21 »

Here they are



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« Reply #19 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 17:49:35 »

I'm with Tans. They look ripe for a bumming
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 18:13:40 »

Put a skirt and lipstick on them and set them lose on Blackbird Leys. Treat the locals to some lookers.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 18:18:50 »

Put a skirt and lipstick on them and set them lose on Blackbird Leys. Treat the locals to some lookers.

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« Reply #22 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 19:39:07 »

Keep them near a bridge just in case there is an angry troll living under it.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #23 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:20:56 »

2 goats 1 cup.  Yes
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kerry red

« Reply #24 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:32:40 »

Goats are sorted.

There is a herd of wild goats down the road and they have now joined them.

My missus is convincd England won cos we saved the goats
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:57:05 »

Goats are sorted.

There is a herd of wild goats down the road and they have now joined them.

My missus is convincd England won cos we saved the goats

Make her goatnap 2 more on Tuesday, then bum them as previously suggested
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:58:43 »

Feed the goat and he will score.....what a cult figure ol Goater was at Maine Road.
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kerry red

« Reply #27 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 22:05:40 »

Look - had a few Bulmers tonight watching te fpptball.

goats may be cute but to sexually abuse them - wtf thst's about

You wouldn't believe hwo many animals we've found abandoned and got homes for over here itsd like the fucking RSPCA art our huse
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 22:08:50 »

Look - had a few Bulmers tonight watching te fpptball.

goats may be cute but to sexually abuse them - wtf thst's about

You wouldn't believe hwo many animals we've found abandoned and got homes for over here itsd like the fucking RSPCA art our huse
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, June 16, 2012, 01:00:29 »

I'm with Tans. They look ripe for a bumming

A few years back there was a chap in Hull who got prosecuted for bumming a goat, not sure, if this is because Yorkshiremen, have a caprine fetish, or that they are more asiduous in reporting abuse.
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