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« on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:05:24 » |
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Living here in rural Ireland strange things happen that certainly never did in Swindon.
Just got a call from the wife on her way home to say she had picked up 2 small goats which had been abandoned down the lane where we live.
They are now happily eating away in an overgrown field we have.
Problem is, we can't keep them because of the greyhounds we have.
Any suggestions, sensible or otherwise?
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:08:20 » |
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Curry
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:09:59 » |
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I am not Jamaican
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:15:57 » |
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Look after them. Goats are cool.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:16:16 » |
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Look after them. Goats are cool.
Weird eyes, though. |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:16:56 » |
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Use the greyhounds to train them and create a successful stable of racing goats
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:17:40 » |
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Look after them. Goats are cool.
Send me your address - I'll post one to you |
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:20:21 » |
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Send 'em both. My girlfriend worked on a goat farm in Bergen so she'll be delighted.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:21:21 » |
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Phew!
Thank God that's sorted
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:21:54 » |
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When i worked on the circus many moons ago a goat and the resident Shetland Pony often tried to gang up on me.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:22:18 » |
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+1 for curry.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:25:51 » |
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Why make a curry out of them? If you keep them alive, they can provide you with milk, cheese or even Brunost on a regular basis. |
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:26:51 » |
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Bum them
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:27:09 » |
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Why make a curry out of them? If you keep them alive, they can provide you with milk, cheese or even Brunost on a regular basis. I like curry more than I do goat cheese and milk  |
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And one day Europe too
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:41:40 » |
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Keep em. Just muzzle the greyhounds around them.
In Kazakhstan they make goat doughnuts, which a friend tells me are delicious.
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