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« on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 10:49:47 »

Hello...

Apparently I agreed to get the carpets in my house professionally cleaned when we move out... can anyone recommend a cheap company to use, or does anyone fancy forging an invoice for me?
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 12:43:31 »

Rug doctor if you don't kind doing it yourself, available at Homebase
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 12:51:53 »

We have to have an invoice from a professional service unfortunately, we can't do it ourselves. It was a fucking mess when we moved in, so I'm a little bit miffed that i didn't see this in the contract.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 13:03:27 »

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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 13:11:20 »

[Pericarp mode/] You mean the carpets were already a mess when you moved in? [/Pericarp mode]
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 13:55:54 »

1001 cleans a big, big carpet  (for less than half a crown).
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 15:05:30 »

I've heard that moth larvae are good for clearing carpets.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 16:23:34 »

Anyone know how to get Calpol out of carpets, the fecking stuff is a proper bast to get out.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 17:54:14 »

1001 cleans a big, big carpet  (for less than half a crown).

Speaking of Carpet related ads Nev, do you remember this beauty for Cyril Lord carpets

This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord —
Squash it, and it just springs back,
Wash it, and the colour stays fast,,
Give it the treatment, the family treatment,
Enkalon is made to last for years and years and years and years….
This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 18:16:01 »

herthab is going to do his fucking nut...
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 18:18:29 »

Anyone know how to get Calpol out of carpets, the fecking stuff is a proper bast to get out.

Vanish carpet spray and a damp cloth should do it.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 00:26:16 »

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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 00:30:36 »

Speaking of Carpet related ads Nev, do you remember this beauty for Cyril Lord carpets

This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord —
Squash it, and it just springs back,
Wash it, and the colour stays fast,,
Give it the treatment, the family treatment,
Enkalon is made to last for years and years and years and years….
This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 06:49:22 »

Speaking of Carpet related ads Nev, do you remember this beauty for Cyril Lord carpets

This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord —
Squash it, and it just springs back,
Wash it, and the colour stays fast,,
Give it the treatment, the family treatment,
Enkalon is made to last for years and years and years and years….
This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord

Nope, It might be in the old mental filing cabinet, but it's too far along the corridor to retrieve.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 06:56:18 »

Vanish carpet spray and a damp cloth should do it.

Nice one I'll give it a go!
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