LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 10:49:47 » |
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Hello...
Apparently I agreed to get the carpets in my house professionally cleaned when we move out... can anyone recommend a cheap company to use, or does anyone fancy forging an invoice for me?
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 12:43:31 » |
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Rug doctor if you don't kind doing it yourself, available at Homebase
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 12:51:53 » |
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We have to have an invoice from a professional service unfortunately, we can't do it ourselves. It was a fucking mess when we moved in, so I'm a little bit miffed that i didn't see this in the contract.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 13:03:27 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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4D
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 13:11:20 » |
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[Pericarp mode/] You mean the carpets were already a mess when you moved in? [/Pericarp mode]
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nevillew
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 13:55:54 » |
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1001 cleans a big, big carpet (for less than half a crown).
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 15:05:30 » |
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I've heard that moth larvae are good for clearing carpets.
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janaage
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 16:23:34 » |
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Anyone know how to get Calpol out of carpets, the fecking stuff is a proper bast to get out.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 17:54:14 » |
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1001 cleans a big, big carpet (for less than half a crown).
Speaking of Carpet related ads Nev, do you remember this beauty for Cyril Lord carpets This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord — Squash it, and it just springs back, Wash it, and the colour stays fast,, Give it the treatment, the family treatment, Enkalon is made to last for years and years and years and years…. This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord |
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Bennett
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 18:16:01 » |
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herthab is going to do his fucking nut...
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Gnasher
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 18:18:29 » |
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Anyone know how to get Calpol out of carpets, the fecking stuff is a proper bast to get out.
Vanish carpet spray and a damp cloth should do it. |
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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ron dodgers
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shaddap your face
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 00:26:16 » |
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won't get Alex's jizz out
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pauld
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 00:30:36 » |
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Speaking of Carpet related ads Nev, do you remember this beauty for Cyril Lord carpets
This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord —
Squash it, and it just springs back,
Wash it, and the colour stays fast,,
Give it the treatment, the family treatment,
Enkalon is made to last for years and years and years and years….
This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord
Ha! Finally I understand the reference in this Stanshall classic
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nevillew
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 06:49:22 » |
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Speaking of Carpet related ads Nev, do you remember this beauty for Cyril Lord carpets
This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord —
Squash it, and it just springs back,
Wash it, and the colour stays fast,,
Give it the treatment, the family treatment,
Enkalon is made to last for years and years and years and years….
This is luxury you can afford by Cyril Lord
Nope, It might be in the old mental filing cabinet, but it's too far along the corridor to retrieve. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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janaage
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 06:56:18 » |
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Vanish carpet spray and a damp cloth should do it.
Nice one I'll give it a go! |
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