The Squad List (currently serving 2021-22)

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

Why has it been done quickly? Most clubs have already published theirs.

[Matchworn Shirts]

Social media is funny
"Get rid of the lot of them there are all shite"
List is released
"Why have X and Y been released, what a joke"

[Bob's Orange]

From that list, at least we can put out a back 4 (albeit not a particularly great one). Big rebuild required.

[Crackity Jones]

Has Tommy Wright left the club now or is he still here?

[FormerlyPlymRed]

Personally I'd of offered Grant, Missilou and Hope new deals on reduced terms. Think all could be decent in L2 even as squad players (Missilou).

The rest I can't disagree with.

Absolutely shocking if youth players are finding out via social media.

[Posh Red]

So this part of that statement on the website was obviously fake news;

"The following players have been informed they will not be retained:"

Although it seems odd that he would be treated differently, as yesterday we were told that others had been informed via text message. Still a shit way to find out though.

[Berniman]

I see a handful of our fans reacted to the club sharing a video of Dion Conroy working in the gym after his operation by telling Conroy to Fuck off. One of them was seeking an apology from Dion for some reason.

Again, trying to keep an open mind here, but what did Conroy do last season that has lead to fans behaving in this way? Or are these just morons on twitter looking for attention?

Yeah, I had a pop at one of them on there for slating him.

[Nomoreheroes]

Lower league footballer, principally.  I have not seen his CV so can't vouch for any other skills.

Not necessarily sure we have seen a great portfolio of skills commensurate with a lower league footballer either. 

[Quagmire]

So this part of that statement on the website was obviously fake news;

"The following players have been informed they will not be retained:"

Seems that way. Not surprising though is it.

[Bob's Orange]

Yeah, I had a pop at one of them on there for slating him.

I thought I saw that - fair play to you.

[Matchworn Shirts]

Yeah, I had a pop at one of them on there for slating him.

The same fickle fcukwits were probably kissing his ass and posting shit like "my captain, I love this club" this time last season.

[Bob's Orange]

Seems that way. Not surprising though is it.

Sadly not. This club has a long long way to go in many ways unfortunately.

[Panda Paws]

The only disappointment is the options that have been triggered on Pitman and Grounds, presumably appearance-related. And the way some players found out, if true, is unacceptable.

Archie Matthews seems a tad harsh, but I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

[Nomoreheroes]

The only disappointment is the options that have been triggered on Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett Pitman, Brett Pitman and Grounds, presumably appearance-related. And the way some players found out, if true, is unacceptable.

Archie Matthews seems a tad harsh, but I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

I suspect that some of those on the retained list won't be here come the beginning of the season.

The Archie Matthews one is not surprising. I don't think we was up to Fryer or Kovar's standard, so there is little reason to keep him is there? 

[Berniman]

The only disappointment is the options that have been triggered on Pitman and Grounds, presumably appearance-related. And the way some players found out, if true, is unacceptable.

Archie Matthews seems a tad harsh, but I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

Agree with this - Pitman and Grounds should be nowhere near this team next season, but there you have it.

Oh, and and well done for making me spit water over my dashboard this morning for the Umpa Lumpa comment - top work