Swindon Town and Charlton Athletic: What next?

[Wormholes of Time]

Haiku written after drinking Uley beer ('Pig's Ear) up my local, The Prince Albert, in Rodborough, Stroud:

Is the rumour true?
Of evolution anew?
Birds turn into fish?

And has the Robin,
Of Swindon Town, named Rockin',
Grown scales and a fin?