Sober up you poof, and be there Saturday.
I'm becoming such a dad in my old age.
Yes mum
I'm not really drunk. I took it easy tonight after the hammering my liver took on Thursday (and my face, I got punched for goading a Man Utd fan... got to be done!). I've been out of the club for two hours and not had a drink for three. Don't use the "d" word in front of Tania, it'll scare her off!
G'nite people. Fuck knows why you're up this late on a thursday, you all have jobs and responsibilities (SR and Ben Wah Balls, Yeovil's exempt) - me on the other hand....
Oooohhh life is good
