That Kennedy one is fantastic. Someone better at this than me could surely get Devera's name into Pulp's Disco 2000 as well? (His name is Dev-er-ah, Dev-er-ah, etc)
First attempt...
Oh they were signed within an hour of each other,
they said they could be from the same mother,
Smithy and Devera, Devera,
Barnet never suited ya,
Oh when they said that we might go up
And get to Wembley in the Johnstone's cup
Oh we never doubted ya,
Cos we all follow ya,
Oh Devera do you recall,
When-the Town were very poor,
on the bounce, you-know we lost four,
Leon Clarke, oh he couldn't score
We just couldn't take any more
Let's all meet up, they'll be thirty thousand,
We'll lift the cup, and the oxford they'll all moan,
be there, 2 o clock, under the arch down Wembley road,
I never knew that this could happen,
Looks like we're in League Two only on looooan,
We'll celebrate in May, down the County Road