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« Reply #135 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:27:45 »

That's one of ours too Smiley

Just when you think you're a genius...
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« Reply #136 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:37:15 »



He is young
He is free
Fills the seats/He's concrete
With clean sheets

We succumb
To the one
Fodringham


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« Reply #137 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:38:43 »

Haha, those songs are ace.

We need one for Foderingham...

Trying and failing miserably. Foderingham is such a stupid word to try to rhyme to anything.
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« Reply #138 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:39:01 »



He is young
He is free
Fills the seats/He's concrete
With clean sheets

We succumb
To the one
Fodringham




I love you.
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« Reply #139 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:46:33 »

Shame I can't spell Foderingham...
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« Reply #140 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:48:09 »

Trying and failing miserably. Foderingham is such a stupid word to try to rhyme to anything.
Birmingham
Programme
Jean Claude van Damme
Grand Slam
Don't give a damn
Passes an exam
George Michael from Wham
Logjam
Flimflam
Push a pram
Only a gram
A wee dram
Just a sham
Doorjamb
Steve Cram
Eggs and ham
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« Reply #141 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:49:43 »

I cant not get that fucking Cibocchi chant out of my head since I read it.

What can you do with Risser, Connell, Smith and Benson. Also one around Simon Ferry shitting his pants would be good!



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« Reply #142 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:50:05 »

Birmingham
Programme
Jean Claude van Damme
Grand Slam
Don't give a damn
Passes an exam
George Michael from Wham
Logjam
Flimflam
Push a pram
Only a gram
A wee dram
Just a sham
Doorjamb
Steve Cram
Eggs and ham

You missed out Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..... man
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« Reply #143 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:52:08 »

Ohhhh Simon Ferry, he used to have clean boxers till he shit himself.
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« Reply #144 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:54:30 »

That Kennedy one is fantastic. Someone better at this than me could surely get Devera's name into Pulp's Disco 2000 as well? (His name is Dev-er-ah, Dev-er-ah, etc)
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« Reply #145 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:56:22 »



Also one around Simon Ferry shitting his pants would be good!





"You've shit, and you know you have, you've shit and you know you..."  No
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« Reply #146 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 16:59:34 »

If someone can think up some filler lines, there's a great wes foderingham song to be had to the tune of little drummer boy

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« Reply #147 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 17:05:15 »

Not very original but to the tune of Thats Amore....

When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking
that Si Ferry

Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter
thats Si Ferry

When your stomach starts a rolling
and you're cleaning out your colon
thats Si Ferry

When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice
thats Si Ferry

When your stomach really hurts
and you know that it’s squirts
thats Si Ferry

When you're running with the ball
and you feel something fall
thats Si Ferry
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« Reply #148 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 17:15:38 »

If someone can think up some filler lines, there's a great wes foderingham song to be had to the tune of little drummer boy



I can only think of a couple of lines

Palace sold us Wes Foderingham
A new born digby is Wes Foderingham
He's mates with Ferry but wont go near his bum
He's England number 1 Wes Foderingham, Foderingham Foderingham

Someone else can do the rest.
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« Reply #149 on: Thursday, February 9, 2012, 17:21:54 »

I can only think of a couple of lines

Palace sold us Wes Foderingham
A new born digby is Wes Foderingham
He's mates with Ferry but wont go near his bum
He's England number 1 Wes Foderingham, Foderingham Foderingham

Someone else can do the rest.

With some refinement, that could really work.
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