Simon Pieman
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« Reply #90 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 18:41:49 » |
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Why always me?
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Swindon Please Win
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« Reply #91 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 18:54:57 » |
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Because you throw darts at youth players.
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leefer
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« Reply #92 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 21:10:11 » |
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Why was the M4 closed today between 15 and 17......  |
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Benzel
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« Reply #93 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 21:14:55 » |
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Why was the M4 closed today between 15 and 17...... There's been a zombie outbreak in Swindon and the town is going to be napalmed shortly. |
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #94 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 21:34:18 » |
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Why was the M4 closed today between 15 and 17...... Pile up |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #95 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 21:59:44 » |
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Pile on
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Things get better but they never get good
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #96 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 23:14:33 » |
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Pile off
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Notts red
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 23:28:12 » |
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Anyone else heard about the police looking into WHY a Bristol Rovers player had a piss near the corner flag whilst warming up as a sub in their FA cup game, how strange ! Info on the BBC football site.
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Batch
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 23:49:57 » |
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Anyone else heard about the police looking into WHY a Bristol Rovers player had a piss near the corner flag whilst warming up as a sub in their FA cup game, how strange ! Info on the BBC football site.
Yes, it was in another thread. I'm going to hazard a guess the answer is because he needed a piss. |
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, November 18, 2011, 23:52:06 » |
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Sorry for repeating story,  |
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« Reply #100 on: Saturday, November 19, 2011, 00:03:22 » |
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Sorry for repeating story, Sorry, didn't mean it like that. But you asked! |
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larwood
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« Reply #101 on: Monday, November 21, 2011, 14:49:56 » |
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Another great test match between South Africa and the convicts.Why is it only a two test series |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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« Reply #102 on: Monday, November 21, 2011, 15:05:42 » |
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Why is it that when I point out a superbly bodied, perfect breasted blonde bird sat on the edge of a swimming pool in my hotel to a random guy sat next to me he says " that's my girlfriend"  |
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« Reply #103 on: Monday, November 21, 2011, 15:25:31 » |
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Why is it that when I point out a superbly bodied, perfect breasted blonde bird sat on the edge of a swimming pool in my hotel to a random guy sat next to me he says " that's my girlfriend" Did you go on to spill his pint and insult his mother? Top work. |
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Luci
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« Reply #104 on: Monday, November 21, 2011, 15:30:54 » |
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Why has Larwood not had her baby yet?  |
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