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« on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 00:04:34 » |
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I thought we needed a "sods law" thread  . Why is my boss always stood near my desk when I am late in? Why do I always end up driving behind people happy to drive at 35mph? Why do weekend days go quicker than weekdays? Why do people always put their trolley across the place I need to get to in the supermarket? Why do we pay car tax? (it can't be to repair the roads - surely?) Why did the oil for my last car service cost 50 odd quid (before vat!)? Why is some idiot trying to send a fax to my landline after midnight (or at anytime to be honest)? Feel free to unwind |
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 07:21:13 » |
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I thought we needed a "sods law" thread . Why is my boss always stood near my desk when I am late in? Why aren't you in on time ?Why do I always end up driving behind people happy to drive at 35mph? Is this why you're not at work on time ?Why do weekend days go quicker than weekdays? There are only 2 of them v 5Why do people always put their trolley across the place I need to get to in the supermarket? Patience is a virtue - see previous answer re 35mph driversWhy do we pay car tax? (it can't be to repair the roads - surely?) Not specifically the parts you use, and it's probably not ring-fencedWhy did the oil for my last car service cost 50 odd quid (before vat!)? It's how garages make profitsWhy is some idiot trying to send a fax to my landline after midnight (or at anytime to be honest)? I tried to answer these questions on a fax, but it didn't seem to connectFeel free to unwind Hope that helps... |
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 08:23:01 » |
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I thought this was going to be a thread where you posted random questions that you didn't know the answer to. So I'm going to hijack it...
Why is it that your reflection in a mirror appears to be inverted from left to right but not from top to bottom?
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 08:36:45 » |
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Why is it when you go for a piss you never then need a shit but if you go for a shit you'll always have a piss?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 08:56:37 » |
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Why is it when I eat a sausage I do a poo, but when I eat a poo I don't do a sausage?  Courtsey of Viz, mid 90's |
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 09:25:00 » |
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Why is it when you go for a piss you never then need a shit but if you go for a shit you'll always have a piss?
That's what i've always wondered this - strange. I've put it to the test before by trying not to piss but it just comes out anyway. |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 09:42:24 » |
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Why is it when us blokes are ill it's always man flu and we're supposed to just get on with it but if the Mrs is Ill it's the end of the world and their fucking grumpy & miserable
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 09:43:44 » |
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its only if you get an erection when you shit you need to worry!! |
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 10:43:33 » |
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What a first post! Fred will be impressed |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 10:48:55 » |
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its only if you get an erection when you shit you need to worry!! Great first post and very true! Althogh i don't tend to get that much enjoyment out of a shit. What ever floats your boat though! |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 11:44:19 » |
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its only if you get an erection when you shit you need to worry!!  |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 12:06:11 » |
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What a first post! Fred will be impressed Yeah i've been waiting for an intelligent conversation to join in on ! |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 12:14:32 » |
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Why do people insist on moaning about players they have never seen play?
Why do people not understand the concept of personal space on the train?
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 12:30:54 » |
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Why is it when you go for a piss you never then need a shit but if you go for a shit you'll always have a piss?
At a guess I'd say it has something to do with the muscles you're using/relaxing at the time. |
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 12:39:35 » |
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Why do people not understand the concept of personal space on the train?
So that its easier to accidentally touch you up? |
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