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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 18:06:01 » |
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I stalk universities for the chicks, yo.
(my girlfriend is at Warwick and I went for a wander around campus)
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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 19:32:52 » |
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Is dinosaur meat kosher?
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Ardiles
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #62 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 19:42:09 » |
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Dear DRS
As the Burton Albion game has been approaching, I've spent the last few weeks wondering what a quaint little town in the Peak District famed for its mineral water is doing with a League side. I now realise my mistake, and I'm scared that people will find out and make fun of me. What shall I do?
Apprehensively yours,
Ardiles.
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 20:51:09 » |
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Dear DRS,
I have purchased a University of Warwick hoodie because it looked comfy and was quite cheap. As I have never been to the University of Warwick, let alone any University, does this make me a fraud and wannabe academic? How can I ditch my nerdy ways and head into the land of cool?
Kind regards,
Sonic Youth
I think your recent fascination with norway added to the fact you now have a hoody plus have had a look around worries me.We could have another potential massacre on our hands soon(you look the type) |
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 20:52:08 » |
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Dear DRS,
Any betting tips for tonight?
Dear Si.. Millwall 2/1 at home to beat West Ham Saturday |
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #65 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 20:53:46 » |
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Dear DRS
As the Burton Albion game has been approaching, I've spent the last few weeks wondering what a quaint little town in the Peak District famed for its mineral water is doing with a League side. I now realise my mistake, and I'm scared that people will find out and make fun of me. What shall I do?
Apprehensively yours,
Ardiles.
Be open and honest.Admit the mistake and move on.Give it a couple of days it will passover when ben creates a new fucking sandwich or something |
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RobertT
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« Reply #66 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 22:11:46 » |
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Dear DRS,
Just recently I have found myself replying in my head to posts but then being overwhelmed with apathy (which in itself is clearly a misnomer or something) and unable to be bothered to log in and complete the task in the real world. This has meant many people have missed some stupendous moments of humour from me, honestly.
Will this pass, and I end up unable to go through a day at work without posting several pointless comments once again? or am I destined to go out with a whimper, and if so should I combust online instead and delete my account sharpish?
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 02:41:38 » |
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Be a shame not to hit the 4,000 posts first though?
Or is that sad?
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@MacPhlea
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 06:56:25 » |
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Dear DRS,
I have noticed that as I get older I am more inclined to sit down to have a piss. This coupled, with the fact that I am increasingly obsessed with my weight and buying shit loads of stuff through the internet leads me to believe I am turning into a woman. Should I be concerned?
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 07:12:44 » |
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I think your recent fascination with norway added to the fact you now have a hoody plus have had a look around worries me.We could have another potential massacre on our hands soon(you look the type)
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« Reply #70 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 11:58:14 » |
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Dear DRS,
I have noticed that as I get older I am more inclined to sit down to have a piss. This coupled, with the fact that I am increasingly obsessed with my weight and buying shit loads of stuff through the internet leads me to believe I am turning into a woman. Should I be concerned?
Name the following two products , this may help DRS work out whether you are a women: [url width=180 height=150]http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af289/CHSphoto2009/Simplicity%202011/2nd%20Period%20SIMPLICITY/coke.jpg[/url] [url width=54 height=100]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/oh_snap_its_megan/diet-coke.jpg[/url] |
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Family at War
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« Reply #71 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 12:12:16 » |
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Dear DRS - At recent games I have seen you talking to Ralphy and Tans and wearing MENS clothes, is this now the the norm ?
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@MacPhlea
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« Reply #72 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 12:12:40 » |
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Name the following two products , this may help DRS work out whether you are a women:
[url width=180 height=150]http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af289/CHSphoto2009/Simplicity%202011/2nd%20Period%20SIMPLICITY/coke.jpg[/url]
[url width=54 height=100]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/oh_snap_its_megan/diet-coke.jpg[/url]
Fat Coke Skinny Coke The top one goes with my Swindon shirt and the bottom one matches my trainers... decisions, decisions.... maybe I'll buy both... |
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« Reply #73 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 12:17:03 » |
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Dear DRS, I drink Diet Coke and Coke Zero. Is this a womanly thing to do?
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« Reply #74 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 12:21:17 » |
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Dear DRS, I drink Diet Coke and Coke Zero. Is this a womanly thing to do?
Coke zero is a womans drink yes |
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