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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 14:33:48 »

Dear DRS, please can you refrain from giving me duff information pre-season regarding players we are signing which don't happen.

Love Bob
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If you honestly believed we were signing peles love child that's your problem
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 14:34:32 »

People must want to help themselves first. You don't.

Fuck off

I am secretly in love with you Dean.

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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 14:42:59 »

If you honestly believed we were signing peles love child that's your problem

To be fair Edson Arantes de Butcher sounded brilliant!!
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 16:39:14 »

Dear DRS,

I was once a member of a forum but then someone took over the helm of the club that the forum was about that deeply disturbed me and my morals and i didnt want to get into an arguement with people so i fucked off. Now the dust has settled somewhat I want to go back to the forum and post utter genius posts like the worlds hardest creatures competition and euro stunners, do you think I will be taken back into the forum cleavage.

mex red
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 16:49:52 »

Dear DRS,

I was once a member of a forum but then someone took over the helm of the club that the forum was about that deeply disturbed me and my morals and i didnt want to get into an arguement with people so i fucked off. Now the dust has settled somewhat I want to go back to the forum and post utter genius posts like the worlds hardest creatures competition and euro stunners, do you think I will be taken back into the forum cleavage.

mex red
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 16:50:54 »

thanks, its good to be back Too Cool
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 16:55:45 »

He lives!  He lives!

One by one, they return.  Davis will be next.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 16:59:00 »

Hurrah.Mex is back!  Beers

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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 17:01:31 »

Um this is my thread.We don't need another fucking attention seeker hijacking it.
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 17:07:27 »

Dear DRS

Any diet tips?
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 17:35:18 »

Eat little and often.Excersise is key so join a local gym.I found one with a pool to be very beneficial.

Hope this helps fatty
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 17:53:28 »

He lives!  He lives!

One by one, they return.  Davis will be next.

I was thinking that. First Ben, now Mr Mex. Its going to be almost like old times sake, except with a fascist manager!
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 18:25:09 »

Dear DRS,

I keep seeing this posh, ginger piece on the train, but she always pretends to be on her phone and I can't think of anything to say to her to break the ice... have you got any tips to get a conversation started?

Thanks
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 18:30:25 »

Hi Jay

I understand your frustration. I recomend an ice breaker something along the lines of 'Do you watch eastenders'.Then maybe ask her to read you extracts from a very decent novel or even a newspaper.

Hope this helps you ugly cunt
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 18:35:02 »

Dear DRS,

Can you tell me the best recipe for scrambled eggs? Is it best to use milk, cream, or just butter?

One other question, how often should you change your wanking sock? Mine now cracks when I fold it and is making my member very pink and sore.

Thanks in advance.
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