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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 19:49:03 »

This - mustard in scrambled eggs is aceness. If I haven't got mustard powder in, I will sometimes swap the mustard for finely chopped spring onion.

Why not both? It's hardly a like for like swap. Cheesy
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phelpsieboy

« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 19:50:40 »

Dear DRS,

Red or Black?

xoxo
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 19:52:13 »

Red
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 07:37:47 »

Racist
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Nick Bamosomi
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 08:40:37 »

Dear DRS

I spent a disappointing evening at the circus - People seemed more interested in making fun of me and not my bunch of clowns.
Don't know why everyone seems to dislike me - can you help?

Steve Evans
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 09:44:33 »

Hi Steve

Life that bad? IWhy not check out todays leaflet that will show you how to deal with your miserable battered mars bar induced life

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 10:56:00 »

Dear DRS,

Since moving to university i have been out drinking everynight and have woken up feeling like shit, how can I make myself not ill?

Oh, and best way to pull girls here?

Thanks in advance.

William.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 11:02:18 »

Hi suggs

I find drinking a pint of water with a spoonful of sugar before sleeping after a heavy night works really well.

Get the impression no one can help with the pulling part though although you could go for a tans like lip job
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 11:22:33 »

Hi suggs

I find drinking a pint of water with a spoonful of sugar before sleeping after a heavy night works really well.

Thanks, As proper students I believe we're also drinking tonight so I'll let you know how this goes.
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 12:01:53 »

Get the impression no one can help with the pulling part though although you could go for a tans like lip job

cunt
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 12:13:27 »

cunt
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 17:25:56 »

Dear DRS,

Any betting tips for tonight?
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 17:28:59 »

Dear DRS,

I have purchased a University of Warwick hoodie because it looked comfy and was quite cheap. As I have never been to the University of Warwick, let alone any University, does this make me a fraud and wannabe academic? How can I ditch my nerdy ways and head into the land of cool?

Kind regards,

Sonic Youth
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 17:35:53 »

The only places i've ever seen a uni hoodie on sale is the Student Union shop and they are rarely cheap!

Where did you find a Warwick one?

Or do you visit SU shops for the fun of it?
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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 17:41:22 »

The only places i've ever seen a uni hoodie on sale is the Student Union shop and they are rarely cheap!

Where did you find a Warwick one?

Or do you visit SU shops for the fun of it?

Alright, keep it friendly.

He asked DRS Wink
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