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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 19:43:19 »

Think I must lead a sheltered life as none of the lesbians I've ever known have looked remotely like Steve Bruce, one or two, who are a bit plain....but quite a few who I regard as a sad loss to men.  I did get talking to one recently who told me she was bi....but at the time more lezzer....there are times when I wish I was younger.

your age never seems to hinder you Reg in the pursuit of dames
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 19:48:41 »

When Paolo is sent to the stands or even police escorted out of the ground as manager at half time as many times as fatso I'll start to worry.
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 19:56:04 »

Fucking embarrassing... and I only have to live here.  If we don't win, I'm not sure I will ever live it down.

I feel sorry for you living in that shit hole.

I was working in Brighton and they all seem to hate Crawley and also quote how shit it is over there as well.
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 20:00:09 »

Funny how they have a game before us and they are talking about our game big headed cunts
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 20:04:18 »

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Not football related, just saying.

Bugger that - check out the link in there for the lesbians who don't look like Justin Bieber - phew...
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 21:38:37 »

Joe Kinnear ansd Shane Warne are the two biggest lesbian lookalikes I can think of
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 21:46:03 »

When Paolo is sent to the stands or even police escorted out of the ground as manager at half time as many times as fatso I'll start to worry.

Here is one such example from Crawley's visit to Woking in January 2008 (also featuring a certain Marvin Morgan):

Deep into the three minutes of added time (too deep for the liking of the Red Devils manager, Steve Evans! ?) Marvin Morgan grabbed the equaliser. After Ashley Bayes had made a fine diving save to palm away a Hutchinson header, Jason Norville did well to retain possession in the box and find Goma Lambu, who threw in a deep cross. Gez Sole nodded down to Morgan a couple of yards out. He swivelled athletically and rammed the ball up into the roof of the net.

The half ended immediately, with the unsavoury sight of Steve Evans being escorted from the pitch by stewards and police and being ordered to the stand.


Steve Evans and "unsavoury sight" go together - have to say it could be entertaining in the technical area next week in a way that Andy Scott just couldn't bring about.
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 22:05:05 »

Titans !! - We've got more season ticket holders than their ground holds.

Steve Evans and Crawley - a tin pot manager/crook for a tin pot club.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 22:15:13 »

Did you read in 2006 Evans was escorted from Blundell Park at half time after He threatened the forth official, he was pissed off because he thought Steve Mildenhall ! Had handled outside his area. Talk about an over reaction. The twat should be a one man circus, the clown.
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 08:24:11 »

For those who may not know that criminal shit cunts story there is a really good article that may shed some light on him:

http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=8698

Whilst Steve Evans is clearly a deeply, deeply, deeply unpleasant man, isn't what he did at Boston pretty much the same crime as Macari/Hillier got us hammered for? Bid low at tribunals, pay low stated wages and top up with brown envelopes?
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 08:37:26 »

Macari was cleared of tax evasion IIRC and Hillier and Farrar were found guilty at court.

Even if the case for Macari was exactly the same as Evans I fail to see your point.

edit: Found an old article: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/macari-cleared-of-tax-fraud-in-running-football-club-1536398.html
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 09:34:55 »

Titans !! - We've got more season ticket holders than their ground holds.

Steve Evans and Crawley - a tin pot manager/crook for a tin pot club.

I think they mean the titan that is Paolo Di Canio and the titanically fat cunt that is Steve Evans.
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 11:53:19 »

Macari was cleared of tax evasion IIRC and Hillier and Farrar were found guilty at court.

Even if the case for Macari was exactly the same as Evans I fail to see your point.

edit: Found an old article: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/macari-cleared-of-tax-fraud-in-running-football-club-1536398.html
Great article, cant even get the names of those involved correct.
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 14:48:42 »

A lesbian couple shopped with me at the weekend - amongst other things they bought badges saying "I eat pussy" - I spent a few moments trying to figure out which was the butch one before deciding they both looked like Steve Bruce.

Good customers though

 Cheesy Cheesy...i know a lovely asian girl who is a Lesbian...named Mingeata Embarrassed...always got a smile on her face but no blonde highlights.




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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 16:24:19 »

your age never seems to hinder you Reg in the pursuit of dames

When I was young I'd tackle anything....now I have to pace myself  Smiley   
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