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« on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 18:52:52 »

See http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bananagate

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During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 20:15:41 »

Have one of you been at his Wiki page or does it seriously say

'Alsop was sacked by Oxford in October 2004 after an incident involving a banana, half a bottle of spiced rum and a naive youth team player,'
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 21:39:39 »

Last edited 14th June.  Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 21:46:30 »

He's a bit of legend at Cheltenham Town and spoke about this in the local press recently when he admitted there was an incident involving a trainee and a banana but claimed that the reports were wrong and all that happened was that it (the banana) was rubbed in the lad's face.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 21:57:14 »

You wouldn't sack a player for rubbing a banana is someones face.
Especially a forward who had a decent scoring record.
It went up the lads arse for sure
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 21:59:32 »

How many of these do we think we'll be seeing on 20th August?

[url width=360 height=231]http://www.akickintheblogocks.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bananas.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 08:31:55 »

No excuses...

http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-Dress-Costume/888966/Inflatable-Banana.aspx?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=shoppingfeed
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 11:49:02 »

Get it done, would love to see hundred in the TE
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 11:55:31 »

I know it's been awhile since we played them but surely having a load of inflatable bananas at the CG is a bit pointless given the incident was 6 or 7 years ago...
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 12:21:31 »

I know it's been awhile since we played them but surely having a load of inflatable bananas at the CG is a bit pointless given the incident was 6 or 7 years ago...

The passing of time doesn't stop us singing about Joey Beauchamp, the delights of the Manor ground nor does it stop Poxford still banging on about the last time we played them
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 16:13:30 »

1-0 wasn't it?

It'd look strange to see you all holding yellow things. It doesn't wind us up either.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 16:14:10 »

Probably turns you on right?
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 16:18:29 »

1-0 wasn't it?

It'd look strange to see you all holding yellow things. It doesn't wind us up either.

No, it won't be 'strange' to you because undoubtedly you're used to it.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 18:40:09 »

No, it won't be 'strange' to you because undoubtedly you're used to it.

Used to what? You all holding yellow things?
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 18:45:20 »

Have to get a load of blowup brown banana's, more realistic representation.
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