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Town midfielder David Prutton has revealed that rumours of a split within the County Ground dressing room aren't without substance as an argument over whether going back in time and bumming yourself would make you gay, threatens to put the final nail in the club's coffin.
The former Southampton and Leeds player believes that going back in time and bumming yourself would be nothing more than an extravagant form of self abuse, but he revealed that some of his team mates weren't in agreement.
"Some of the lads are dead against it, but as far as I'm concerned it's no gayer than having a wank or trying to suck yourself off, and lets face it we've all tried that."
The former £2.5m man went on to elaborate on his thoughts regarding the question that has baffled man for centuries.
"Metting up with myself for sex is something I'd definitely consider. No-one knows better than me what I like, so having sex with myself would be like getting bummed by the Wang Master.
I'd probably take myself out for a few drinks first, maybe a bite to eat, back to mine for a few drinks and then bum myself into a coma."
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 09:45:43 » |
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I hat to google what "metting up" means, before agreeing with myself it's a typo.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 09:50:33 » |
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 09:56:11 » |
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I hat to google what "metting up" means, before agreeing with myself it's a typo.
I had to google "hat", before I realised it was a typo...."metting up", I took as some modern slang term, based on metrosexual. I could see Prutton in front of the mirror, making himself look beautiful, for himself...I blame Kevin Keegan for the Brut ads |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 09:57:12 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 09:58:52 » |
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I hat to google what "metting up" means, before agreeing with myself it's a typo.
When you say "agreeing with myself", is that a time travel version of yourself? If so, did you have rampant bum sex? |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 10:01:49 » |
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When you say "agreeing with myself", is that a time travel version of yourself?
If so, did you have rampant bum sex?
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 10:04:15 » |
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"metting up", I took as some modern slang term, based on metrosexual.
Indeed The TEF has taught me wonders such as the blue waffle and the angry pirate, I thought metting up might be something in a similar mold. |
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 10:33:42 » |
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Something like this actually happens in The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 10:44:06 » |
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Another Adver non story...
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 11:37:45 » |
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Something like this actually happens in The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 11:41:01 » |
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Something like this actually happens in The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.
[pedant]It doesn't actually happen then does it? [/pedant] |
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 11:44:15 » |
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[pedant]It doesn't actually happen then does it? [/pedant]
No, but something like it actually does... |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 11:47:59 » |
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I'm of the opinion that going back in time and smashing your own back door in is almost certainly gay, but a cheeky hand job or blozzer is just advanced masturbation, amirite?
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, April 21, 2011, 11:48:27 » |
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No, but something like it actually does...
[pedant]No, a description of something like it happening actually appears in a work of fiction[/pedant] (Erm, I'm guessing Prutton himself isn't actually in the book, is he?) |
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