See if you can organise a mother daughter combo...me obviously with the mother!!
I reckon we would make a great tag team!
No offence Flash but you sound like an old hand at the online dating game & I'm not sure I can do with the competition. For all I know you could be a ferocious sexual Olympian intent on allowing the micro spunk gun sporting young apprentice to do all the ground work / introductions etc, all the time planning on freezing him out at the last.
I'd hate to find myself alone downstairs, forced to listen to THE FLASH breaking in the collective family back doors in in a rampant 3 way in the En Suite. I'd take me right back to the dark dungeon and dragons days of my youth.
To be fair flash, the competition thing is a real sore point at the moment. This weekends date with my more mature lady friend is now 100% off.
When I 1st started online dating I was prepaired to listen to my opposite number drone on about the many ways their previous partners had wronged them. However this girl really took the biscuit, her ex it seems was perfect, he'd seen and done everything. If you'd been to the moon this fucker had been there and back and twice as quick.
As an example I mentioned to the girl in question that I enjoyed watching football, well no fucker watched football like her ex. According to her, her ex:
Tells Stewards to sit down during matches.
When her Ex attends away matches he rides the lead horse of the police escort to and from the train station.
Her Ex can switch on the floodlights using telekinesis.
Apparently her Ex knocked down the old Wembley stadium with a single round house kick.
It seems he has his own tankard at the pubs of the top 30 double hard firms in Britain.
If he ends up with a restricted view seat at a match the players on both teams are instructed not to kick the ball into his blind spot.
I'm afraid my patience was stretched to breaking point and I suggested we no longer talk about him. She didn't take that very well, she told me that she no longer wanted to meet & that the only shooting I'd be doing at the weekend would be on CoD.
