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« on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 00:28:05 » |
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Doesn't bother me in the slightest but seems to annoy other people. Anyone got any good suggestions to either stop it or limit the amount of noise I make when sleeping?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 00:44:38 » |
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get 3 whistles, tape one into your closed mouth and the other two into your nostrils. After a few days of snore-whistling your partner will be more than happy to go back to old normal snoring.
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china red
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 02:08:13 » |
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I like my testicles too much to risk that one
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 05:54:34 » |
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Lose weight, give up smoking/drinking. Get fit. Sometimes snoring can be an indication of an underlying health issue so if it is something that has started recently best to see your GP.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 06:20:32 » |
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I snore too, I bought my missus some earplugs, job done.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 07:13:02 » |
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Get a new wife
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 08:44:15 » |
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Get a new wife
Get a 'deaf' wife |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 09:01:49 » |
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I snore like a fucker. I found sleeping on my front as good as stopped it. When sleeping on my front of course!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 09:04:58 » |
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funny this thread being the first thing i see when i put the comp on today, as the mrs woke me up telling me to shut up snoring during the night.
i rarely snore, but have a stinking cold at the moment.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 09:24:22 » |
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A "friend" was told by his missus he kept waking her up with his snoring until he got some of those Robbie Fowler strips for his nose - puts them on just before he goes to sleep and not only does his missus not complain (well not about the snoring) but he's getting a better night's sleep as well. Tescos have got them - BreatheRight, they're called apparently. So my "friend" reckons, anyway. Ahem.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 10:41:40 » |
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i've tried those and they didn't work.
i think i need to see the GP about mine as i wake the kids too i snore that loud.
i can't hear it though so don't have an issue with it
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 10:49:09 » |
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Guaranteed to work permanently. Place clingfilm over mouth & nose before you go to sleep.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 11:08:11 » |
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i've tried those and they didn't work.
i think i need to see the GP about mine as i wake the kids too i snore that loud.
i can't hear it though so don't have an issue with it
I went and saw a doc about it some time back and talked with a consultant about an op. I think it only had a 70% success rate or something and had a few other negatives that I forget now. It never affected my sleep so I decided to leave everything as it is.  |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 11:28:03 » |
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My girlfriend snores like an athsmatic Darth Vader... those nose strips worked for her. I had earplugs for a bit, but kept missing my alarm
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 11:50:14 » |
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I'd check out a condition called sleep apnoea. If anyone has it, it doesn't give a fuck what they do until its diagnosed. The cure is 100% effective. If the snoring builds up into a crescendo, stops and starts building up again then there's a good chance you've got it. If you're tired during the day or take naps during the day ( other than lazy scrounging student cunts ) then I'd get it checked out. But you'll probably need to tell your GP what you suspect rather than wait for them to make the diagnosis.
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