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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 17:40:50 »

 I missed a game 27th December 83, because I'd been partying the night before ie Boxing Day and got so rat arsed that I just slept through. Had intended going, but had that horrible feeling when you wake up and it's dark, so you soon realise the mistake.

This bender precipitated a proposal of marriage to the bird I lived with....as it was obvious to me I needed to change my ways.
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 18:18:37 »

My girlfriend said she couldn't go to the play-off final against Millwall because she HAD to go shoe shopping.

Presumably you told her to fuck off & now have a new girlfriend
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 19:38:38 »

Missing the last playoff final cos my whippet had broken his leg chasing bunnies   dog dog dog
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 19:54:38 »

Having an exam the day after the play-off semi final leg, and my parents banning me from going with the threat of being kicked out.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 20:02:54 »

Pfft why do parents make such a big deal about exams? They'll be financially bailing their children out whether they go into work or college anyway.

I'd have gone regardless because I'm hard to the core. I'd have also grabbed my crotch and screamed "thug life" at my parents if they tried any of that "caring" nonsense Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 20:06:01 »

September 07 i missed the Bournemouth game at home as i was at my brothers wedding in the Dominican Republic but i did make the Gillingham game when we won 5-0 despite being delayed and not landing at Gatwick until midday, i then got out of the airport and to the car park to get the car then back to Swindon in time to be in the cgh by 2.45.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 20:17:03 »

Presumably you told her to fuck off & now have a new girlfriend

I can't confirm or deny PR!!
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 08:55:03 »

i have a fitness scale, 7 or above and i will fuck the game off.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 08:57:01 »

missed the playoff final as was in Spain with my gf. That said it ended up being the right decision in the end and watched the match in Anne's beach bar which was run by a Leeds fan who wanted us to beat Millwall on a small telly
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 09:22:06 »

September 07 i missed the Bournemouth game at home as i was at my brothers wedding in the Dominican Republic but i did make the Gillingham game when we won 5-0 despite being delayed and not landing at Gatwick until midday, i then got out of the airport and to the car park to get the car then back to Swindon in time to be in the cgh by 2.45.

And never bought a round you tight cunt!
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 10:39:35 »

I've missed a load of games during the protest era. Started out as a legitimate boycott but like Ben says, it is pretty ace getting wrecked in the pub all day and then taking the piss out of Mr Whippy. Whilst it was great it was horrible hearing the crowd and not being part of it/watching the match.

Probably the lamest one was very recent: I had a bad back so didn't go (Charlton at home). I made up for it by binning half an afternoon off work and driving back from Enfield to watch the JPT game the next week.

I've also missed a couple by getting plastered the night before and oversleeping.

Oh and I went to watch the televised game against Yeovil on a Sunday a few seasons back when I should have been doing last minute cramming for an exam the next day. We lost a shit game and I failed the exam.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 11:05:48 »

I went through a stage in early 2005/06 season of "boycotting" Town home games due to my growing hatred for Andy King.  I think I missed about 3 games, I didnt like doing it but I think I made my point to the board - they sacked King and brought in Iffy.

Another excuse for missing games is when I am playing cricket who which I have been called a "gay cunt".  I also went to the beach once a couple of years ago instead of going to the County Ground to watch a 2-1 defeat by Millwall.  The shame.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 12:00:21 »

I went through a stage in early 2005/06 season of "boycotting" Town home games due to my growing hatred for Andy King.  I think I missed about 3 games, I didnt like doing it but I think I made my point to the board - they sacked King and brought in Iffy.

So that was your fault was it you cunt?
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 13:58:25 »

I went through a stage in early 2005/06 season of "boycotting" Town home games due to my growing hatred for Andy King.  I think I missed about 3 games, I didnt like doing it but I think I made my point to the board - they sacked King and brought in Iffy.

Another excuse for missing games is when I am playing cricket who which I have been called a "gay cunt".  I also went to the beach once a couple of years ago instead of going to the County Ground to watch a 2-1 defeat by Millwall.  The shame.

Gay cricket CUNT.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 14:00:54 »

And never bought a round you tight cunt!
maybe not but you have a fair few out of me this season.
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