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flammableBen

« on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:11:49 »

I think flash was about to start a thread but I'm getting there first.

I've decided to just stay in the pub, quite often because I was 'boycotting', on quite a few occasions
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:14:50 »

"I'm getting married"
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Coca Fola

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:16:59 »

One of my mates once didn't go because he had a calf strain.  :gay:
Pathetic.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:18:05 »

Can we have a best excuse for missing a game thread? I nominate Maurice Malpas.
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:19:31 »

Can we have a best excuse for missing a game thread? I nominate Maurice Malpas.

Let's just combine the two!
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STFC_Gazza

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:26:25 »

Because I had Family coming over from Canada.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:29:10 »

The only reason I don't make home games these days is because it's too much of a ballache on the train. This only really applys to cup games, I just can't be arsed to watch us that often.

I didn't go to the charlton game (away) because I had an exam a few days later, so didn't weant to drink/waste revision time. I can't remember getting home that night Cool
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Coca Fola

« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:34:40 »

I didn't go to the charlton game (away) because I had an exam a few days later, so didn't weant to drink/waste revision time. I can't remember getting home that night Cool
I had an exam on the day of the game, and the next day too. And still went. I'm hardcore.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:36:55 »

You're a better human being than I
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 15:53:33 »

Similarly to Dave, I missed both the recent JPT home games because I couldn't be faffed with getting to swindon. In fairness, I went to work instead on both occasions.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:06:39 »

sippo's excuse for missing the play off final
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:46:50 »

Arriba's excuses of 'I'm not in the mood'.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 17:05:48 »

Spent all day cutting wood with my old man in the 80s on the promise that we would go to Bournemouth (only an hour away where i used to live), only for the conning fucker to say he didnt want to go as he could'nt park!

So the excuses are:

A- My Old man was a conning cunt (at the time).
B - Too difficult to park (largest car park in the league at the time).

Swindon won as well........

Let it go Flash.....let it go....
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 17:18:53 »

My memory of the fixture list is patchy at best, and I have in the past not attended a match because I was either 100% sure it was away or because I'd completely forgotten we were playing at all (This usually happens midweek)

Without matchday threads I'd probably miss quite a few.

Pretty poor excuse really.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 17:22:38 »

My girlfriend said she couldn't go to the play-off final against Millwall because she HAD to go shoe shopping.
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