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« on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 08:16:36 »

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According to a survey, Swindon is Britain’s most ignorant town.

In a poll carried out for the BBC TV series QI, the town came an embarrassing last place.

Its residents struggled to name the colour of oranges, were confused over the number of legs an octopus has and were unsure when Advent begins.

I wonder if they only quizzed those that visit the thisis site. Though if we're that dumb then how earth do we cope with this:

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...is also famed for having Britain’s most confusing road junction – consisting of five mini-roundabouts and nicknamed the Magic Roundabout.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328041/Swindon-comes-Brainiest-Town-Britain-quiz.html
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 08:28:30 »

Meh, atleast we won something!
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Dozno9

« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 09:01:42 »

One of the questions: How can you weigh your head?

I really should know the answer. The amount of times I've been asked this, if I had a pound...

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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 09:26:11 »

Apparently, we're all 'outraged' as well.

It's an Outrage!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 09:41:15 »

One of the questions: How can you weigh your head?

I really should know the answer. The amount of times I've been asked this, if I had a pound...



Water displacement. I would like to add I dont live in Swindon before anyone gets outraged at my non stupidity.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 09:56:04 »

Apparently, we're all 'outraged' as well.

It's an Outrage!
I'm not. I'm too thick to be outraged. Although I would point out that everyone who appears on QI is a smug twat, probably only made bearable by the even greater smugness of the fuckwits who produce it.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 11:41:38 »

They'll be claiming we try to rake moons out of ponds next.
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Dozno9

« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 12:44:45 »

Water displacement. I would like to add I dont live in Swindon before anyone gets outraged at my non stupidity.

But water displacement makes no allowance for density, so maybe...
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 12:45:42 »

You're all stupid.

I hail from the thriving cultural metropolis of Chippenham, so I'm fine.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 13:12:32 »

Without reading into it, were they specific on the type of Orange? I mean it's like the crossing the bridge bit on Monty Python's Holy Grail.  Are we talking under perfect lighting conditions or in the dark.  Were they looking for zero as the asnwer to Octopus leg count? and were questioned people able to ask for clarification on whether the questioner undertsood the implications of their own question?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 13:27:44 »

Rob has a point, this is QI we're talking about here where the obvious answer is never the right answer.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 14:58:02 »

OK, so basically this amounts to "People tricked by trick questions" shock. I still say they're all smarmy bastards.
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 15:02:54 »

I don't get this "Apparently" bollocks.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 15:47:36 »

I don't get this "Apparently" bollocks.

That's because you're stupid  Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 16:00:48 »

Without reading into it, were they specific on the type of Orange? I mean it's like the crossing the bridge bit on Monty Python's Holy Grail.  Are we talking under perfect lighting conditions or in the dark.  Were they looking for zero as the asnwer to Octopus leg count? and were questioned people able to ask for clarification on whether the questioner undertsood the implications of their own question?
Exactly. I'm pretty sure that QI claimed oranges are in fact green. So if we take green as the right answer, and everybody in Swindon says orange, that makes Swindon full of ignorant idiots.

Oh, and I have never lived in Swindon.
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