Now that I've graduated to cunt status, does that mean I'm not a lurker anymore?
You've got 47 posts, you're almost a regular.
All you need to do now is:
1. get involved in 45 page argument thread with Talk Talk about something neither of you really understand.
2. get on line pissed at 2am one Saturday morning and manage to offend half the forum in a thread that will be deleted by a moderator before the rest of us have seen it.
3. have a hissy fit and delete your account only to re-register a week and a half later and expect no-one to mention it
4. change your avatar or name, or, if you're being really fucking awkward , both at the same time and then wonder why people are confused about who the fuck you are (Yes Mex / Yeovil / Fred that is aimed at you)
5. finally tumble that Reg isn't some kind of all knowing wise man, but simply has access to the internet and google, just like every other fucker on the site
6. find yourself wanting to adopt flammable ben and yeovil/yeo/olive/whatever the fuck he's calling himself now