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« Reply #15 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:46:49 »

I am going to destroy your insides
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:47:29 »

Funnist one I have had used on me was some girl in a bar "I like a hot German sausage inside me on a cold day" Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:17:36 »

Are your parents retarded?

Because you’re special.


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I like that one but has it actually worked?!
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:35:38 »

"Have you ever made love to a complete stranger?"

If they answer "Yes"

"Do you fancy a shag then?"

If they answer "No"

"Hi, my name's Paul, now that we've got the formality over with do fancy a shag?

Obviously this only works if your name is Paul...
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:39:43 »


Obviously this only works if your name is Paul...

Defeatest
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:51:21 »

"Do you like chewing gum?"

"Erm yes, why?"

"Then have a suck on this, it's wriggly"
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:55:10 »

"All right love, do you like chicken?"

"Yeah"

"Then suck my cock, it's foul!"
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:58:25 »

Fowl...
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose  and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.

Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 12:28:49 »

Do you like Thai?

Fancy a mouthful of Sum Yung Gi.

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« Reply #24 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:13:06 »

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:16:26 »

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

Did it work?
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:32:52 »

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 16:21:47 »

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

I have a dictionary in my pants, let’s go back to my place and put some words in your mouth.
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