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« Reply #15 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:46:49 » |
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I am going to destroy your insides
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Matchworn Shirts
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 07:47:29 » |
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Funnist one I have had used on me was some girl in a bar "I like a hot German sausage inside me on a cold day"  |
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dporter
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:17:36 » |
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Are your parents retarded?
Because you’re special.
 I like that one but has it actually worked?! |
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@MacPhlea
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:35:38 » |
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"Have you ever made love to a complete stranger?"
If they answer "Yes"
"Do you fancy a shag then?"
If they answer "No"
"Hi, my name's Paul, now that we've got the formality over with do fancy a shag?
Obviously this only works if your name is Paul...
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:39:43 » |
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Obviously this only works if your name is Paul...
Defeatest |
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Talk Talk
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:51:21 » |
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"Do you like chewing gum?"
"Erm yes, why?"
"Then have a suck on this, it's wriggly"
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:55:10 » |
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"All right love, do you like chicken?"
"Yeah"
"Then suck my cock, it's foul!"
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Ironside
Wir müssen die Liberalen ausrotten
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 11:58:25 » |
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Fowl...
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 12:28:49 » |
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Do you like Thai?
Fancy a mouthful of Sum Yung Gi.
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Luci
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:13:06 » |
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"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:16:26 » |
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"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
Did it work? |
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 15:32:52 » |
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
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Abrahammer
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A legitimate dude sighting
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, August 6, 2010, 16:21:47 » |
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I have a dictionary in my pants, let’s go back to my place and put some words in your mouth.
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