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« Reply #29595 on: Monday, July 7, 2025, 18:54:58 »


Excellent news and hopefully a good job will follow.
Now concentrate on some more home brew but try and keep it under 10% ABV Cheesy

Yes, though he’s not rushing. Can’t say I blame him.

As for the home brew. I cooked a joint of smoked gammon in 2.5 Larson of two year old cider after steeping it for 24 hours ♥️👅
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« Reply #29596 on: Monday, July 7, 2025, 19:42:50 »

Cockermouth...sniggers....I don't mind a pint of Sneck Lifter.
Or knob in gob as the locals know it....
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« Reply #29597 on: Thursday, July 10, 2025, 13:59:55 »

Follow up from a post of mine on the '... mildly annoy you' thread, having told the head guy in a private DM that my kid would be leaving the team, he announced it in a voice note on the parents whatsapp group chat, and then kicked me off the group. Within two days we had a trial with another team, four days after that he played a friendly for them and they asked him to join there and then. Job's a good'un!
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« Reply #29598 on: Thursday, July 10, 2025, 17:10:43 »

Follow up from a post of mine on the '... mildly annoy you' thread, having told the head guy in a private DM that my kid would be leaving the team, he announced it in a voice note on the parents whatsapp group chat, and then kicked me off the group. Within two days we had a trial with another team, four days after that he played a friendly for them and they asked him to join there and then. Job's a good'un!

The old coach sounds like a total bellend, good job leaving that team.
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« Reply #29599 on: Friday, July 11, 2025, 15:32:36 »

Cockermouth...sniggers....I don't mind a pint of Sneck Lifter.

I had a good night on the Crag Rat a few years ago.
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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #29600 on: Sunday, July 13, 2025, 12:22:25 »

Just wiped out a battalion of ants by the back door with boiling water and can imagine the troops that survived reporting back to base saying we took heavy losses and that I caught them by surprise Cheesy
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« Reply #29601 on: Sunday, July 13, 2025, 13:57:17 »

Glaze yourself in honey and go lie in the garden to celebrate.
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« Reply #29602 on: Sunday, July 13, 2025, 13:58:31 »

Glaze yourself in honey and go lie in the garden to celebrate.
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« Reply #29603 on: Sunday, July 13, 2025, 14:49:44 »

Don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you
There might come a day when he's treading on you
Don't tread on an ant, you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head, legs come looking for you  Eek
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« Reply #29604 on: Today at 22:41:58 »

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My Nan is in hospital after a fall at home on Sunday night and during cleaning her place up after the ambulance finally came, I discovered she has beg bugs. I could see them crawling on the white fabric sofa, and had bites on me from sleeping on the other sofa. I hoovered their shit and carcasses from the bedframes today, it was gross. A bloke is coming to spray the house tomorrow, and said it's going to be a bit annoying because I need to carry on moving around in the house, and sleeping in the beds, to draw some of the remaining bugs out so they interact with the poison (and bite me). I very much feel that tomorrow night I will look like Jay here.
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