Sippo
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« Reply #9150 on: Sunday, March 24, 2013, 22:43:31 » |
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Reckon he did, and was eating a great big dirty kebab...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Sippo
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« Reply #9151 on: Sunday, March 24, 2013, 22:51:58 » |
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[url width=900 height=361]http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz250/grrthefearless/Brisky%20shots/audicrashsite_zps0c578782.jpg[/url]
You can't tell me he was doing 30 mph to end up in the house.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #9152 on: Sunday, March 24, 2013, 22:52:50 » |
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« Reply #9154 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:25:41 » |
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"BBC News has asked the local education authority what guidance it gives schools about shapes of foodstuffs and whether the school would be seeking to ban other triangular items, such as wedges of pizza."
Has it really? Jesus H. Christ.
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« Reply #9155 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:31:16 » |
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What would be more dangerous? An equilateral triangle? Or maybe a scalene triangle? Three different angles must do more damage than three equal angles.
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« Reply #9156 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:32:44 » |
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A square would have more points and therefore pose more of a threat?
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« Reply #9157 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:36:50 » |
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Indeed. The obvious answer would've been for the local authority to tell the school that they could only serve the flapjack if cut into circles.
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« Reply #9158 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:41:19 » |
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Or, what if a clever kid realises they can cut the square in half and make it into two triangles?
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« Reply #9159 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:47:02 » |
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Maybe they should just educate the children in such a way that they don't feel compelled to throw flapjacks at other children's heads?
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« Reply #9160 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:49:30 » |
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Of course that's the logical answer, but this is local government we're talking about here.
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« Reply #9161 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:50:23 » |
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So the sandwiches here are cut into triangles....
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« Reply #9162 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:50:34 » |
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I'm not sure a pizza wedge can be described as triangular, assuming one curving edge, it might be more ac.curately described as sectoral. Typical slack journalism.
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« Reply #9163 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 12:54:20 » |
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In my school we had cutlery made of metal. I can only imagine they eat with their hands in that school.
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« Reply #9164 on: Monday, March 25, 2013, 13:11:00 » |
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Undercook the flapjack, problem solved
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