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« Reply #9060 on: Friday, March 15, 2013, 23:59:04 » |
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Old Pulteney is loverly. Currently £6 off in Morrisons.
I'm polishing off the last of a bottle my ex bought for me in Edinburgh. Her family, being American and all, were surprised at christmas when a whisky (the old pulteney we bought on the same trip for them) tasted nice without having to have something added to it. It's terrifying to think people like Jack Daniels simply because they haven't tasted anything better. It really is. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #9061 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 15:38:22 » |
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Things get better but they never get good
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #9062 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 18:59:28 » |
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25% discount from Hungry House.
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #9063 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 19:09:07 » |
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I get to legitimately leave the toilet seat up all day due to the other half chucking her guts up half the day. It's a small, some might say pointless, victory.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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pumbaa
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« Reply #9064 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 21:09:52 » |
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I get to legitimately leave the toilet seat up all day due to the other half chucking her guts up half the day. It's a small, some might say pointless, victory.
I actually get told off by my wife for leaving the toilet seat down.....strange fucking breed women...... I'm actually relieved to hear some others have this bug. Had it since Tuesday, its fucking horrid, worst I've ever experienced. Hope your GF feels better soon. |
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wiggy
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« Reply #9065 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:20:29 » |
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Had a rare night out with Mrs Wiggy tonight, at a black tie do.
Had a bit of an embarrassing moment when one of the hosts introduced me to his sister. Me and his sister greeted eachother using eachother's names. "Have you met before?" he asked. "Oh yes, we had mutual friends a long time ago" I answered. She had gone bright red, as we had shagged eachother silly for several months while she was still married to her first husband.
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« Reply #9066 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:39:00 » |
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"Oh yes, we had mutual friends a long time ago" is a pretty good attempt at the formal "We've met before". The lady has wit. Did you miss out?
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wiggy
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« Reply #9067 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:48:06 » |
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"Oh yes, we had mutual friends a long time ago" is a pretty good attempt at the formal "We've met before". The lady has wit. Did you miss out?
She is very good looking, but several years older than me. She would only haved sex if her red setter was in the room. |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #9068 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 11:10:57 » |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #9069 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 22:38:22 » |
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Equality street. Classic Brent
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Honkytonk
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« Reply #9070 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 22:53:15 » |
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She is very good looking, but several years older than me. She would only haved sex if her red setter was in the room.
Thing about gingers? |
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« Reply #9071 on: Monday, March 18, 2013, 11:40:34 » |
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Female news reporter talking about an injured jockey and confirming he's in a stable condition.
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« Reply #9072 on: Monday, March 18, 2013, 11:44:28 » |
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Female news reporter talking about an injured jockey and confirming he's in a stable condition.
WAHEY! Did she say it with a smirk or was she clueless to it? |
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Ginginho
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« Reply #9073 on: Monday, March 18, 2013, 11:54:46 » |
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Totally oblivious, which made it that much funnier.
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Ardiles
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« Reply #9074 on: Monday, March 18, 2013, 12:18:08 » |
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Adver, take a bow. You have moved the idea of a Slow News Day to a new level. Adver: Form Filling TimeIn other news, Mrs Marjorie Miggins of Ferndale is off to Tesco's this lunchtime to do her weekly shop. She's rather partial to cinammon bagels right now and will be heading straight for the bakery aisle when she gets there. |
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