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« Reply #90 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 15:42:16 »

I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.

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« Reply #91 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 15:55:02 »

I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.



Made me laugh just thinking about it.

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« Reply #92 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 16:07:24 »

Having a good old fucking swear:

fuck cunt bollocks wank bloody cock twat arse piss tits knob-jockey dick-head prick bell-end bastard cunt fuck

Thats better....
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« Reply #93 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 16:39:08 »

A really good stretch after a long run! IMHO, thats a bit better than sex.
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« Reply #94 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 16:42:29 »

what!!!???!!!?? you must be fucking rubbish in the sack
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #95 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 14:32:59 »

I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.



Here is a good example of a new forum member who isn't a fucking mong. You're alright, you are.

You fucking cunt.
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« Reply #96 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 17:00:21 »

Fat people standing on the bus who topple over as it pulls away from a stop.

When the woman in Asda tries to take my booze because I haven't got my ID, then can't void it and lets me have it anyway.
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 17:16:54 »

Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 17:40:59 »

my first mouthful of chicken dhansak
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 23:36:58 »

my first mouthful of the bearded clam
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« Reply #100 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 23:48:01 »

getting moolared on a friday night : -)
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« Reply #101 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 23:52:49 »

Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.

I love the sound of breaking glass, at work nothing beats the stress like smashing a glass unit in the big skip.
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« Reply #102 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 09:43:30 »

Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.

Couldn't agree more.  The other week I got the sledge hammer out and went to town on the concrete plinth that the shed used to sit on.  The missus couldn't understand why I was grinning like an idiot throughout. 

Lovely veg patch there now by the way.
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« Reply #103 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 15:55:05 »

The big cheesy grin on the face of a new kid in the youth football team when they score their first goal.
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« Reply #104 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 16:58:14 »

Couldn't agree more.  The other week I got the sledge hammer out and went to town on the concrete plinth that the shed used to sit on.  The missus couldn't understand why I was grinning like an idiot throughout. 
That reminded me - a good old fashioned bonfire after you've cleared an overgrown bit in the garden
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