Honky McCracker
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can I see your socks
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« Reply #90 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 16:59:04 » |
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I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.
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Can I see ya socks?
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #91 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 17:11:50 » |
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I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.
Made me laugh just thinking about it. |
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steptoe41
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« Reply #92 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 17:24:12 » |
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Having a good old fucking swear:
fuck cunt bollocks wank bloody cock twat arse piss tits knob-jockey dick-head prick bell-end bastard cunt fuck
Thats better....
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Nijholts Nuts
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« Reply #93 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 17:55:56 » |
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A really good stretch after a long run! IMHO, thats a bit better than sex.
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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Arriba
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« Reply #94 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 17:59:17 » |
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what!!!???!!!?? you must be fucking rubbish in the sack
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #95 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 15:49:47 » |
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I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.
Here is a good example of a new forum member who isn't a fucking mong. You're alright, you are. You fucking cunt. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #96 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 18:17:09 » |
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Fat people standing on the bus who topple over as it pulls away from a stop.
When the woman in Asda tries to take my booze because I haven't got my ID, then can't void it and lets me have it anyway.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 18:33:42 » |
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Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.
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jimbob
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 18:57:47 » |
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my first mouthful of chicken dhansak
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Talk Talk
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« Reply #99 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 00:53:46 » |
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my first mouthful of the bearded clam
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juddie
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« Reply #100 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 01:04:49 » |
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getting moolared on a friday night : -)
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jutty274
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« Reply #101 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 01:09:37 » |
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Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.
I love the sound of breaking glass, at work nothing beats the stress like smashing a glass unit in the big skip. |
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thedarkprince
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« Reply #102 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:00:18 » |
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Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.
Couldn't agree more. The other week I got the sledge hammer out and went to town on the concrete plinth that the shed used to sit on. The missus couldn't understand why I was grinning like an idiot throughout. Lovely veg patch there now by the way. |
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wiggy
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Whippet Fancier
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« Reply #103 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 17:11:53 » |
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The big cheesy grin on the face of a new kid in the youth football team when they score their first goal.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #104 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 18:15:02 » |
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Couldn't agree more. The other week I got the sledge hammer out and went to town on the concrete plinth that the shed used to sit on. The missus couldn't understand why I was grinning like an idiot throughout.
That reminded me - a good old fashioned bonfire after you've cleared an overgrown bit in the garden |
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