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« Reply #24135 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 16:44:31 »

30 year old 1kg tub of Swarfega bought from Hersham Hardware in Walton on Thames. Still works regardless of the fact the gel has now liquified over time. At the rate I use it it should see me out for another ten years.
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« Reply #24136 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 16:52:30 »

I would rather not drink Thatchers, Strongbow or anything of that ilk
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« Reply #24137 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:04:55 »

Visited about 215 current and former Wetherspoons. Only about 650 more to go.  Smiley
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« Reply #24138 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:19:46 »

Mickey Flanagan talking about lads pulling their todger to give them a semi before they get in the showers after playing five a side to give them credibility😀
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« Reply #24139 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:27:13 »

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I do use 'spoons, just a shame Martin is a gobshite rubbing his company like a cunt, on par with O'Leary from Ryanair
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« Reply #24140 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:31:02 »

I would rather not drink Thatchers, Strongbow or anything of that ilk

Not really sure those are of the same ilk. Nicer cider out there than Thatchers, but as mass produced stuff goes it's miles ahead of Strongbow/Blackthorn/any beer company attempting to make cider, no?

Since you didn't ask, mass-market on tap cider tiers:

Top Tier: Thatchers Gold, Haze etc, Aspalls
Mid Tier:  Magners, Bulmers
What do you have in bottles tier: Strongbow, Blackthorn
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« Reply #24141 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:33:50 »

Not really sure those are of the same ilk. Nicer cider out there than Thatchers, but as mass produced stuff goes it's miles ahead of Strongbow/Blackthorn/any beer company attempting to make cider, no?

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« Reply #24142 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:35:39 »

Not really sure those are of the same ilk. Nicer cider out there than Thatchers, but as mass produced stuff goes it's miles ahead of Strongbow/Blackthorn/any beer company attempting to make cider, no?

Since you didn't ask, mass-market on tap cider tiers:

Top Tier: Thatchers Gold, Haze etc, Aspalls
Mid Tier:  Magners, Bulmers
What do you have in bottles tier: Strongbow, Blackthorn
What about white lightning?
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« Reply #24143 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:39:29 »

What about white lightning?

If your local serves white lightning on tap, it must be an interesting place!
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« Reply #24144 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:45:31 »

I generally drink the fine locally produced ciders down here in the south west rather than the mass produced stuff.
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« Reply #24145 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:50:12 »

I would rather not drink Thatchers, Strongbow or anything of that ilk

How about liquified Swarfega?  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #24146 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 17:53:10 »

How about liquified Swarfega?  Soapy Tit Wank

I suppose it might have a greater apple content
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« Reply #24147 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 18:09:03 »

30 year old 1kg tub of Swarfega bought from Hersham Hardware in Walton on Thames. Still works regardless of the fact the gel has now liquified over time. At the rate I use it it should see me out for another ten years.

 were you wearing laced up boots and corduroys when you bought it ?
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« Reply #24148 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 18:14:22 »

I suppose it might have a greater apple content

Or it will do the job, if inebriation is the desired outcome?  Hmmm
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« Reply #24149 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 18:15:25 »

were you wearing laced up boots and corduroys when you bought it ?
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