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« Reply #20460 on: Tuesday, April 3, 2018, 21:03:16 » |
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Walkers max strong jalapeno and cheese. Nice.
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« Reply #20461 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2018, 13:31:12 » |
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« Reply #20462 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2018, 14:05:41 » |
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I get the resemblance, but thought it must be a late Aprill Fool 
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« Reply #20463 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 09:11:42 » |
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In German the word for gums is Zahnfleisch which literally translated means tooth meat.
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From the station at Colchester To the cells of Warrington From the services at Leicester To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #20464 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 10:21:59 » |
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« Reply #20465 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 10:54:52 » |
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I spent almost the entire game with a woman who I didn't know and still don't know who she was sat on my shoulders. A very memorable night as it was my first promotion as a Town fan.
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From the station at Colchester To the cells of Warrington From the services at Leicester To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #20466 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 11:00:58 » |
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I spent almost the entire game with a woman who I didn't know and still don't know who she was sat on my shoulders.
A very memorable night as it was my first promotion as a Town fan.
you missed your chance there PV, should have had her sat on your face 
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« Reply #20467 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 11:13:54 » |
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you missed your chance there PV, should have had her sat on your face  Then I wouldn't have been able to see the match! 
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From the station at Colchester To the cells of Warrington From the services at Leicester To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #20468 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:08:29 » |
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« Reply #20469 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:43:16 » |
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The questions are indeed stupid but people must be aware in this day and age there is a zero tolerance around terrorism and making 'jokes' like these HAVE to be taken seriously. I remember when we were in the States when I was a kid (probably 10 or 11 years old) and running to catch our plane (although knowing my dad we were still 2 hours early and no need to panic at all) and I got taken aside to be patted down and my dad shouted 'Does he look like a fucking terrorist?' Not sure we would have made that plane had that been in 2018.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #20470 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:47:19 » |
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The questions are indeed stupid but people must be aware in this day and age there is a zero tolerance around terrorism and making 'jokes' like these HAVE to be taken seriously.
I remember when we were in the States when I was a kid (probably 10 or 11 years old) and running to catch our plane (although knowing my dad we were still 2 hours early and no need to panic at all) and I got taken aside to be patted down and my dad shouted 'Does he look like a fucking terrorist?' Not sure we would have made that plane had that been in 2018.
They'd have probably shot you, just to be on the safe side
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« Reply #20471 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:49:15 » |
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They'd have probably shot you, just to be on the safe side
Yep, and my dad charged for murder.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #20472 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 12:06:25 » |
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Yeesh, everyone knows not to crack jokes in an airport.
I think the questions are there to rely on later in court, should there be a problem, more likely to do with drugs etc. So if you later get caught and try to claim it wasn't you that packed the bag you are in trouble anyway.
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« Reply #20473 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 13:06:40 » |
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Last time I got carted away for additional screening at the airport I was actually carrying the wifes bag (as mine had the heroin in it obviously  ), anyway I got taken into a small room with the bag by a very attractive French woman who opened it to find loads of dirty knickers etc.... She took it in very good spirits!
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