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« Reply #18225 on: Thursday, November 10, 2016, 22:53:18 »

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« Reply #18226 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 17:28:36 »

Free beer.

£6 worth of marks and vouchers, and a £5 sparks card voucher = 6 bottles of beer. Ace!
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« Reply #18227 on: Saturday, November 12, 2016, 14:18:00 »

Absolute Radio playing Supertramp "because Swindon won"
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« Reply #18228 on: Saturday, November 12, 2016, 17:03:14 »

Absolute Radio playing Supertramp "because Swindon won"

Despite Oxford apparently being too good for this league according to their fans, and us being as bad as we've been for years, we still seem to be above them  Smiley
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« Reply #18229 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 17:33:22 »

www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/14/nhs_email_test_reply_all_fail_1_2_million_users/

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« Reply #18230 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 17:55:42 »

If it was sent to 850000 people "reply all" would only send it to 850000 people as well, wouldn't it? Not to 1.2 milion people?
Mind you I can't stand fuckwits who "reply all" to emails sent to everyone - we get that a lot at work.
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« Reply #18231 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 19:02:03 »

They revised the number after the article was published
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« Reply #18232 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 20:17:32 »

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/14/vegan-single-mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-every-morning-to-give-her-energy-6257252/
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« Reply #18233 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 20:26:02 »


Cracking pair on her.
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« Reply #18234 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 22:02:24 »

How is that vegan?
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« Reply #18235 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 22:09:45 »

How is that vegan?

I suppose you can make an argument that no animal *suffered* to produce that.

Unless the donor was into really kinky stuff, anyway.
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« Reply #18236 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 22:20:07 »

I suppose you can make an argument that no animal *suffered* to produce that.

Unless the donor was into really kinky stuff, anyway.

Cheesy he's just sat in a pub somewhere saying "you'll never guess what I got this woman to believe"


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A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.

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« Reply #18237 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 23:44:13 »

Thought the morphine was kicking in again - just seen the straight talking advert on TV for http://btbgrooming.co.uk/ (its halfway down the page)

Nowt wrong with the advert but just didn't expect it haha
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« Reply #18238 on: Monday, November 14, 2016, 23:46:41 »

Thought the morphine was kicking in again - just seen the straight talking advert on TV for http://btbgrooming.co.uk/ (its halfway down the page)

Nowt wrong with the advert but just didn't expect it haha

Haha for fuck sake!
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« Reply #18239 on: Tuesday, November 15, 2016, 04:20:32 »

Should at least harvest it in the way God intended.

So the donor jerks his gherkin 3 times a week for her and produces enough of the little swimmers to provide a daily spoonful for a week. Impressive - even after scraping it off his stomach.

I think I can see why she's single, though. Imagine staying the night, popping down to the fridge for a snack and a drink and . . .
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