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« Reply #15315 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 13:50:06 » |
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You're just jealous of my flowing locks
Or indeed, locks of any description, flowing or otherwise |
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herthab
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« Reply #15316 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 14:05:22 » |
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Hair serves no purpose now that mankind has the ability to purchase hats.
I am clearly more evolved.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #15317 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 15:33:04 » |
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Well done for completely not understanding how evolution works you big bald fuck.
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herthab
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« Reply #15318 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 19:46:52 » |
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Well done for completely not understanding how evolution works you big bald fuck.
We evolved from creatures with gills. We no longer have gills, as they are surplus to requirements. We evolved from a species that was covered in thick hair covering our bodies. We (well most of us, unless you're a fucking throwback) no longer have thick hair covering our bodies, as it is surplus to requirements. My family have evolved to have no hair on our heads, as it is surplus to requirements. Ergo I have evolved more than you, you hairy cunt. (I imagine the first ape like creature to walk upright got shit from the rest of the ape like creatures who hadn't sufficiently evolved to manage this, so I feel nothing but pity for the hirsute). |
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Honkytonk
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Whoo Whoo!
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« Reply #15319 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 21:15:17 » |
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It's alright jayo, the bald ones will die off in the little ice age that's coming in a few years.
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suttonred
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« Reply #15320 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 21:20:36 » |
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And they miss the delights of having sweaty, heavy breathing galoots cut their hair/ears off.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #15321 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 13:16:43 » |
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« Last Edit: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 13:18:31 by Sippo »
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #15322 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 15:38:34 » |
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When did Andy Murray move to the UK? |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #15323 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 16:24:10 » |
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Ireland losing at cricket to Papua New Guinea. I wonder if they use shrunken heads to practise bowling with?
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SuperBosnian
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« Reply #15324 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 18:50:43 » |
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I'm 8 days into an entry level sales job and I spoke to the Head of Legal at eBay today!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #15325 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 19:18:48 » |
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But did you close the sale?
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SuperBosnian
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« Reply #15326 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 19:19:44 » |
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I didn't get past VP, he cut me down fast!
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« Reply #15327 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 21:49:07 » |
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My little boy's favourite thing now seems to be sitting there watching me playing GTA V.
Result.
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Honkytonk
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Whoo Whoo!
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« Reply #15328 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 22:07:21 » |
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My little boy's favourite thing now seems to be sitting there watching me playing GTA V.
Result.
I remember when playing videogames used to be a communal activity, as much fun to watch as to do. |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #15329 on: Thursday, July 16, 2015, 07:55:48 » |
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I remember when playing videogames used to be a communal activity, as much fun to watch as to do.
They still are in some circles |
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