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« Reply #1215 on: Thursday, March 3, 2011, 22:56:42 »



This makes me smile.
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« Reply #1216 on: Thursday, March 3, 2011, 23:18:32 »

http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/pop_gossip/20602/phil-collins-quits-music/

Thought the cunt had given up years ago, but he can fuck off back to his tax haven now and not bother me again. 
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« Reply #1217 on: Thursday, March 3, 2011, 23:23:55 »

This makes me smile.

thats awesome.

its funny how the pattern of laughter; the breathing, and peaks and troughs in the soundwave of the laugh, are completely instinctive and stay pretty much identical from birth to death - i can imagine him laughing the same way as he does 23 seconds in, sat in the pub in 20 years time, though hopefully by his mid-20's he wouldn't be as amsued by paper ripping.
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« Reply #1218 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 10:06:29 »

The Pox scoing two beautiful (own) goals 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/o/oxford_utd/default.stm
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« Reply #1219 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 13:58:51 »

my football pitch drying out at last
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« Reply #1220 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 17:11:00 »

The number plate i saw on a car this morning, i thought i had misread it first of all, then got closer to double check and finally ended up queing behind it to get into the car park.

It was a foreign car and the reg was FU.CK.101. Also it was too tall for the car park as it hit the wood hanging from the pole to tell cars they are too tall for the car park, and the attendant ran after her to get her to turn round and come back out again! She smacked it really hard as well...

i saw a great one today on the m6.
P15 0RRF.
the cunt cut me up as well
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« Reply #1221 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 19:29:46 »

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1409932_gary_neville_wins_planning_approval_for_teletubbies_house?rss=yes
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« Reply #1222 on: Saturday, March 5, 2011, 11:22:14 »

Ferrari's latest statement regarding their "F-150" spat with Ford.

http://www.ferrari.com/English/Formula1/News/Headlines/Pages/110304_F1_The_Horse_Whisperer_The_name_changes_but_not_the_sense.aspx

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t might seem like a Kafkaesque scenario, but the affair relating to the name of the car with which Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa will tackle this year’s Formula 1 World Championship saw its final and decisive episode played out these past few days with the concomitant withdrawal by Ford of the summons. Therefore common sense has prevailed.

In order to avoid the slightest risk of anyone confusing a Formula 1 car with a pick-up truck, for their part, the men from Maranello have decided that the car will lose the F that precedes the number 150 and which stands for Ferrari, as it has done on numerous occasions when it’s come to giving a car a code name, be it for the race track or the road. It appears that this could have caused so much confusion in the minds of the consumer across the Pond that, at the same time as losing the F, the name will be completely Italianised, replacing the English “th” with the equivalent Italian symbol.

Therefore the name will now read as the Ferrari 150° Italia, which should make it clear even to the thickest of people that the name of the car is a tribute to the anniversary of the unification of our country. Let’s hope the matter is now definitely closed and that we can concentrate on more serious matters, namely ensuring that our car that already seems to be pretty good out of the box, becomes a real winner.

Ford F150
[url width=240 height=180]http://i795.photobucket.com/albums/yy238/joelsmith21/F-150/79d281481240.jpg[/url]

Ferrari F150
[url width=450 height=167]http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x332/andrerinaldi2/Ferrari%20F150/110009_new.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #1223 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 00:27:16 »

Day 1 of my course at Swindon College today. I quite enjoyed it.

The bloke running it was just a little bit to enthusiastic that we should all "have a bit of a laugh", but to be honest I'd prefer that to sitting staring at a projector taking notes on stuff I already know.

It's pretty basic stuff, and I'm sure that half the class could have just been given the book and then gone and done the exam an hour later,  but they have to keep us unemployed types occupied. They don't want us getting restless and revolutionary.

Maybe I'm ready to re-approach the idea of some more challenging academia. Hmm... Life changing.
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« Reply #1224 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 08:20:31 »

What is the course?
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« Reply #1225 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 10:10:44 »

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_6800173,00.html

I sure somebody somewhere has posted this already
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« Reply #1226 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 21:53:58 »

10 days 'til the mother flipping MotoGP returns.

Cannot wait to see my man Vale rip it up on the Duc.
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« Reply #1227 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 22:29:32 »

Jordan Mutch's invisible yellow card (Brum v Everton today)
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« Reply #1228 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 23:12:00 »

Buttered popcorn flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans.......... MMMMMMMMMM
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« Reply #1229 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 12:40:16 »

This trifle I'm making - it's immense! Smiley
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