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ScillyRed

« Reply #4275 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 19:47:44 »

BHS in swindon centre, had christmas cards and paper out in August.

We were selling our home made Xmas tree decorations at a craft fair here at Easter and ever since - strangely one of our best sellers    Cheesy
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« Reply #4276 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 19:58:49 »

BHS in swindon centre, had christmas cards and paper out in August.

As the banker's recession heads for its second dip....retailers start their Christmas sales earlier and earlier in the hope of generating some sales.

Interesting article in today's Guardian on the nationwide picture for boarded up retail units.

Amazingly Swindon gets nowhere near the the top 30....it's the usual norvern and Black Country suspects + Margate and bits of Havant.  Newport gets an honourable mention.
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« Reply #4277 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 08:01:03 »

People who rush to get off a plane after it lands - just so they can spend longer staring at an empty carousel
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« Reply #4278 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 08:06:20 »

Too true. What is the rush?! I'm usually last off the plane.
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« Reply #4279 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 11:48:22 »

People who rush to get off a plane after it lands - just so they can spend longer staring at an empty carousel

People who rush to get on the plane when they call you forward at the gate.

You are at the gate, you have a boarding pass, so the fucking thing is not going anywhere without you is it?

Cunt's.

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« Reply #4280 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 11:49:50 »

Rugby.

I don't understand it/and it mildly annoys me.
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« Reply #4281 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 11:53:43 »

People who rush to get on the plane when they call you forward at the gate.

You are at the gate, you have a boarding pass, so the fucking thing is not going anywhere without you is it?

Cunt's.



Yeah, under the assumption the plane will take off without them. Twats.

Always stay sat down under the queue has completely gone.
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« Reply #4282 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 12:04:39 »

yes but when it's unallocated seating and you're 6'4" you really want to make sure you get some leg room...

completely agree with the sentiment once at the other end though
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« Reply #4283 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 12:29:58 »

People stood behind you in queues stood so close you can feel their breath (which more often than not stinks of old tuna and shit) - for fucks sake back off, I will move forward when there is adequate room to do so.

..........Unless you are a sexy young large breasted female and want to give me a reach-around whilst I'm paying for my M&S sandwhiches.
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« Reply #4284 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 13:38:45 »

People stood behind you in queues stood so close you can feel their breath (which more often than not stinks of old tuna and shit) - for fucks sake back off, I will move forward when there is adequate room to do so.

..........Unless you are a sexy young large breasted female and want to give me a reach-around whilst I'm paying for my M&S sandwhiches.

This is not just a reach around.....
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« Reply #4285 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 13:49:11 »

People who rush to get on the plane when they call you forward at the gate.

You are at the gate, you have a boarding pass, so the fucking thing is not going anywhere without you is it?

Cunt's.



At least you can ensure that your overhead stuff is overhead not 100yrds down the plane
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« Reply #4286 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 14:46:55 »

When you make someone a hot beverage and mistakenly put sugar in it, and the cunt sipping it asks "Did you put sugar in this?..." Obviously I fucking did or you wouldn't be asking, and obviously it was a fucking accident.
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« Reply #4287 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 14:53:39 »

When you make someone a hot beverage and mistakenly put sugar in it, and the cunt sipping it asks "Did you put sugar in this?..." Obviously I fucking did or you wouldn't be asking, and obviously it was a fucking accident.

So is the correct response "you've put sugar in this you dopey retard, how about you go and try again you complete elephant's septum"?
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« Reply #4288 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 16:25:25 »

No, the correct response is to shut the fuck up and go and make yourself a new one if a spoons worth of Tate & Lyle is going to fucking bother you that much.

Rant over.
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« Reply #4289 on: Friday, September 9, 2011, 16:48:16 »

tea with sugar in really is vile though
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