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« Reply #4260 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 21:24:27 »

A bit like  "Paolo Di Canio's Swindon Town" then ?

I thought it was Paolo
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« Reply #4261 on: Wednesday, September 7, 2011, 21:45:39 »

Pots of Morrisons Caramelised Onion Houmous just aren't big enough - you run out of Houmous before you have eaten all of your pitta/tortilla chips.
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« Reply #4262 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 01:14:41 »

Wrinkly hand syndrome after doing the dishes.
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« Reply #4263 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 01:51:04 »

wrinkly little nob syndrome after taking loads of speed.
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« Reply #4264 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 06:41:26 »

I thought it was Paolo
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #4265 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 11:14:24 »

Seeing advent calenders, chocolate Santa's and other christmas stuff in Sainsbury's today.
Fuck off, its the beginning of September for fuck sake.
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« Reply #4266 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 11:38:26 »

Seeing advent calenders, chocolate Santa's and other christmas stuff in Sainsbury's today.
Fuck off, its the beginning of September for fuck sake.

Agreed.

When I was a student in the early 90's I worked at Tesco on a Saturday. There was a public outcry that we were once given Christmas badges in September. We were made to take them off due to the bad publicity. Now its the norm for Christmas run up to start soearly.
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« Reply #4267 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 12:22:58 »

When I was a student in the early 90's I worked at Tesco on a Saturday. There was a public outcry that we were once given Christmas badges in September. We were made to take them off due to the bad publicity. Now its the norm for Christmas run up to start soearly.

They should ban it until Dec 1st
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« Reply #4268 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 12:25:46 »

They should ban it until Dec 1st
Thats too early it should start on the 20th
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« Reply #4269 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 12:32:43 »

Seeing advent calenders, chocolate Santa's and other christmas stuff in Sainsbury's today.
Fuck off, its the beginning of September for fuck sake.

BHS in swindon centre, had christmas cards and paper out in August.
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« Reply #4270 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 12:52:05 »

Si Pie's version of the fixture list appears to be wrong, and I've booked a holiday based on it

(Torquay and Aldershot matches in March) - unless the official site and programme are incorrect of course.

My fault for not double checking. Hope the Torquay game is called off !
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« Reply #4271 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 13:13:49 »

Si Pie's version of the fixture list appears to be wrong, and I've booked a holiday based on it

(Torquay and Aldershot matches in March) - unless the official site and programm are incorrect of course.

My fault for not double checking. Hope the Torquay game is called off !

Ironically, that is the funniest thing you've ever posted. hahahahahah
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« Reply #4272 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 14:42:18 »

Three scabby bastards,slashing my lorry curtains in Barking last night,along with three other lorries Angry
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« Reply #4273 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 17:44:12 »

Parring the first 4 holes.

Then getting 3 consecutive triple bogeys.

Fucks the head right up
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« Reply #4274 on: Thursday, September 8, 2011, 17:48:01 »

Three scabby bastards,slashing my lorry curtains in Barking last night,along with three other lorries Angry

Strange what folk consider entertainment
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