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« Reply #4140 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 10:47:10 » |
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Was she feathered or hardwood flooring ?
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« Reply #4141 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 15:58:34 » |
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Chatting up some woman, getting somewhere, then getting too drunk and passing out in a barn, surrounded by chickens.
Are you a leg or a breast man? |
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« Reply #4142 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 15:59:32 » |
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Was she finger lickin' good?
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« Reply #4143 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 16:06:01 » |
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It's a shame you couldn't fillet.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #4144 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 16:10:59 » |
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Chatting up some woman, getting somewhere, then getting too drunk and passing out in a barn, surrounded by chickens.
Out of interest, were you chatting up the woman in the barn with chickens in? Fundamental mistake, all a bit Lennie and Curley's wife....she must have read of Mice and Men. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #4145 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 16:46:37 » |
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Mates birthday. He lives on a farm
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #4146 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 17:46:42 » |
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Mates birthday. He lives on a farm
Oh so more Hardyesque....Far From The Madding Crowd... |
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« Reply #4147 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 18:19:27 » |
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Mates birthday. He lives on a farm
It could have been worse, you could have woke up with a sheep. |
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« Reply #4148 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 18:56:22 » |
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Or indeed a pig.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #4149 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 18:58:27 » |
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What came first? Dave or the chicken?
Depends whether he satisfied the chicken or not. |
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« Reply #4150 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 20:49:14 » |
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Or indeed a pig.
As most of us has at some point or another. Some even married them. |
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i'm lovin' it
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« Reply #4151 on: Monday, August 15, 2011, 23:00:39 » |
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Was there a hen party going on?
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« Reply #4152 on: Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 11:37:26 » |
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Having the song 'We're going to West Ham, your going to Dagenham' stuck in my head.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #4153 on: Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 12:01:37 » |
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People that begin a sentence with "yeah,no...." (or vice versa).Heard it 3 times on the radio today already.
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #4154 on: Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 12:09:44 » |
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People that begin a sentence with "yeah,no...." (or vice versa).Heard it 3 times on the radio today already.
When the fuck did that start? Every Knight does it these days. |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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