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DMR

« Reply #3840 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 14:04:50 »

Is that just kangaroos? I'm pretty sure my lefty sits lower than the right one?
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DMR

« Reply #3841 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 14:05:18 »

A quick rummage under the desk confirms it, plus now I've got half a luncheon on.
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« Reply #3842 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 14:06:26 »

A quick rummage under the desk confirms it, plus now I've got half a luncheon on.

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Glad to have been of service.
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« Reply #3843 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 14:36:49 »

Players giving 110%.

No they fucking don't, it's impossible
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« Reply #3844 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 17:39:02 »

Direct Line trying to Charge me £387 to insure my car for 2 months until I sell it when I go to uni.

Then charging me £26 for the privilege of cancelling the policy.
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« Reply #3845 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 20:03:51 »

Some cunts near me have a parrot that will not shut the fuck up. it's been bleating like a lamb for the past 2 and a bit hours.

they've got 3/4 dogs too which bark at anything which moves. i wish to harm them all.
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« Reply #3846 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 20:11:38 »

they've got 3/4 dogs too which bark at anything which moves. i wish to harm them all.

What is the other quarter?

Here's as face to put to the squawk

[url width=110 height=160]http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz224/richardmakeup/parrot.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #3847 on: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 20:17:23 »

Just heard one of the women shouting at the dogs because they've pissed everywhere.

I don't get why they keep all the animals they do, because it's the same every day
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« Reply #3848 on: Friday, July 22, 2011, 20:03:37 »

I had a man booked next Thursday to come to the summer holiday kids club I run at work who was gonna bring reptiles in for the kids to see & touch & do a talk
I emailed him this morning enquiring why I'd still not had an invoice from him & he's now emailed me to inform me he's no longer coming
What a C U next Tuesday - the days on all my marketing & I have people booked on that day especially.
Don't suppose anyone knows anyone that does something similar???
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« Reply #3849 on: Friday, July 22, 2011, 20:30:24 »

traffic lights on fucking roundabouts, IMO they dont work, i was sat at 3 of them this morning in brizzle with nothing coming from my right Driving
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« Reply #3850 on: Friday, July 22, 2011, 20:38:13 »

I had a man booked next Thursday to come to the summer holiday kids club I run at work who was gonna bring reptiles in for the kids to see & touch & do a talk
I emailed him this morning enquiring why I'd still not had an invoice from him & he's now emailed me to inform me he's no longer coming
What a C U next Tuesday - the days on all my marketing & I have people booked on that day especially.
Don't suppose anyone knows anyone that does something similar???

DMR has half a snake he can shows the kids.
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« Reply #3851 on: Friday, July 22, 2011, 20:39:20 »

I had a man booked next Thursday to come to the summer holiday kids club I run at work who was gonna bring reptiles in for the kids to see & touch & do a talk
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Don't suppose anyone knows anyone that does something similar???

Jonathan's jungle

http://www.jonathansjungleroadshow.co.uk/

Hope its not the same one Smiley
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« Reply #3852 on: Friday, July 22, 2011, 20:44:34 »

Batch your an actual legend Thanks xxx

I'll call him tomorrow
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« Reply #3853 on: Friday, July 22, 2011, 20:45:19 »

Johnathans jungle?

Sounds weird
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« Reply #3854 on: Friday, July 22, 2011, 20:46:27 »

My lad had him come in to school, and the Mrs is a supply teacher and saw him in two schools she's taught at. She says he's highly recommended (if he isn't booked up and will travel out of Swindon).
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