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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #3540 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 12:26:26 »

Continuous texts reminding me that I have not yet claimed my compensation for the accident I had.

Read my lips

I HAVE NOT HAD A FUCKING ACCIDENT YOU MONEY GRABBING CUNTS
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« Reply #3541 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 12:28:03 »

Coming home after a couple of days away to find 36, yes 36 ! flyers for takeaways on my hall floor.

FUCK OFF
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« Reply #3542 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 12:29:23 »

Repeatedly being asked in supermarket car parks if I want my car washed.

Are you calling my car dirty you foreign cunt ?

FUCK OFF
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« Reply #3543 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 12:31:18 »

Due an upgrade (T-Mob) and the cunts not offering me a Blackberry or an iPhone which is surely what every cunt wants now anyway... I'm on £50 a month contract (usually end up paying 70+ with my various wheelings and dealings) and been with them for about 6 years you'd think I'd be a half decent customer
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« Reply #3544 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 12:35:33 »

Due an upgrade (T-Mob) and the cunts not offering me a Blackberry or an iPhone which is surely what every cunt wants now anyway... I'm on £50 a month contract (usually end up paying 70+ with my various wheelings and dealings) and been with them for about 6 years you'd think I'd be a half decent customer

Generally loyalty costs compared to being a new customer. Its not right.
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« Reply #3545 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 12:35:56 »

Due an upgrade (T-Mob) and the cunts not offering me a Blackberry or an iPhone which is surely what every cunt wants now anyway... I'm on £50 a month contract (usually end up paying 70+ with my various wheelings and dealings) and been with them for about 6 years you'd think I'd be a half decent customer

How much?!  I pay £10/month, all in.  Still using an old Nokia handset, but still.

How can mobile usage be worth £70/month to anyone?  If you were running a business from it, perhaps.  But personal use?  So much money.
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« Reply #3546 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 13:04:46 »

Repeatedly being asked in supermarket car parks if I want my car washed.

Are you calling my car dirty you foreign cunt ?

FUCK OFF
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« Reply #3547 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 13:20:03 »

Repeatedly being asked in supermarket car parks if I want my car washed.

Are you calling my car dirty you foreign cunt ?

FUCK OFF

And let me get out my car first!
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« Reply #3548 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 14:18:48 »

Due an upgrade (T-Mob) and the cunts not offering me a Blackberry or an iPhone which is surely what every cunt wants now anyway... I'm on £50 a month contract (usually end up paying 70+ with my various wheelings and dealings) and been with them for about 6 years you'd think I'd be a half decent customer

Have you tried giffgaff or similar?
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« Reply #3549 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 18:14:25 »

Have you tried giffgaff or similar?

Fuck T Mobile off.  I got an iphone 4 free on my £40 a month orange tariff.  Its very nice.

Except if you want to use your free text to get all your mates together to form a band and make everyone hate you.  God I hate t mobile.
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« Reply #3550 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 19:14:42 »

How much?!  I pay £10/month, all in.  Still using an old Nokia handset, but still.

How can mobile usage be worth £70/month to anyone?  If you were running a business from it, perhaps.  But personal use?  So much money.

I have lots of friends and lots of money so dont worry about me
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« Reply #3551 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 19:55:37 »

I have lots of friends and lots of money so dont worry about me

I bet you don't.
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« Reply #3552 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 20:00:08 »

The only way he'd have a lot of friends is if he had a lot of fucking money.
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« Reply #3553 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 22:24:48 »

Cockroaches

I really don't like cockroaches, a lot. The cunts even get stuck into my beer when I'm not watching.

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« Reply #3554 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 13:00:34 »

Why do women's tennis players get the same money as the men at Grand Slams but they do less by playing only best of 3 set matches?

And the grunting, what's that all about?
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